slerpes

A contraction literally meaning "slut herpes;" herpes possessed by a slut. Typically used to denote that a person most likely has an STD due to their reputation as a slut.

Man, you're going to get slerpes if you sleep with her.

by Marle Forge May 13, 2008

scoler

an interesting series of text messages recieved under one name but accused of being written by another.

I got a scoler last night.

by drinking water October 27, 2008

Sober Seven

a girl that you think is hot when you have had a few beers, yet when you are sober she is only marginally attractive

- Dude, I hooked up with such a hot girl!
- Bro, she was only 'ok'. She was a Sober Seven!
or Cinderella at Disney Orlando

by your boy yo! January 10, 2010

sober whiskey dick

Commonly known as erectile dysfunction, a much more serious problem than whiskey dick.

Damn, I haven't been able to get it up lately.

Hmm.. Sounds like you might have sober whiskey dick. You should probably see a doctor.

by pseudonym 3000 July 17, 2011

sober through

the activity of clubbing without drinking any alcohol but still managed to maintain a high energy level.

A: Come to the club with us!
B: No, got an exam tomorrow morning.
A: Don't worry! You can just sober through.

by sobergal May 17, 2015

sober living

A toxic living environment with unnecessary rules for addicts. Most sober livings are insurance fraud, and care nothing if the addict lives or dies. They normally push cultish beliefs upon their members. They will keep your rent money and throw you out on the street for stupid shit, but preach god and spirituality. They stuff 15 people in a house and start racking in cash.

Sober livings are evil.

by Kingheroin May 7, 2019

Blake Salerno

The sexiest human ever and can pull any woman he wants. Any women froaths at the thought of him

he is so hot must be blake salerno

by Jed Harrowell December 22, 2020