Sober Karakat

Sober Karakat is when ur dick itches hard so u pull it out. Cause of this basic hygiene, if u don't wipe ur ass it will extend till ur dick. First signs: black and stinky penis

Mark: Bro i got Sober Karakat, i don't know how to piss now

by Изи википедия June 11, 2023

Big Sober

Big Sober refers to the multinational organization of media conglomerates and national government agencies to defraud and discriminate harmless booze cruisers. It is widely theorized to be propagated by anti-fun billionaires such as George Soros and Bill Gates.

Booze Cruiser 1: “Hey, did you know that 70% of all accidents are caused by sober drivers?”

Booze Cruiser 2: “I’ll bet Big Sober doesn’t want us to know that, good thing we’re wasted!”

by Hugh Jackmen April 14, 2023

sober convo

A conversation that is so weird or random that you seem drunk even though you’re sober.

Those guys are having a sober convo.

by TrippyTrash August 23, 2022

America sober

When you don’t drink alcohol unless you aren’t in the États-Unis

This is a cafe in Paris, of course I’m have champagne with my burger, I’m America sober, not an animal!

by Olives&Mango March 10, 2024

sober-trip

When someone trips out over something while sober.

Bro thinking about life is a sober-trip.

by ILikeAnalFourTwenty69 March 14, 2020