Shiver me timber

From olden days when pirates visited the olde inns and requested the service of prostitutes. The actual term means ‘rapidly stroke my hard penis’. Rapidly stroking like a shiver and hard penis or ‘wood’. Wood also known as timber.

Here young whore I’d like you to shiver me timber for a fair price.

by Gateboy March 5, 2018

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snice

Noun Icy snow. Ice and snow combined

Because of the snice on the street, I crashed my car.

by xamyx December 3, 2006

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Snice

A phrase created by a group of kids lacking originality.
Commonly used by young, usually uneducated kids in attempt to interrupt and impede others' vocal progress.

Jesus: "On temple mount--"
Gino: "Snice!"
Cronies: "He he he"
Jesus: " Did you seriously just snice me? What the fuck is going on? I thought I was in America, not France."

by Cotopaxi May 8, 2009

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Shiver me timbers

I have officially come up with the meaning for the pirate-saying SHIVER ME TIMBERS. Ok get this: Another word for timber is wood. And when you shiver, you're usually cold or afraid. In other words..........

FEAR MY WOOD.

Arrr, zat's how teh pirates like it. Shiver me timbers! PH34R T3H W00D.

by 4dimensional August 30, 2005

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