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smooth griminal

a grim female who takes advantage of extremely drunk males, usually guys way out of her league
"You heard Scott got hit by a smooth griminal last night?"
by smoothgriminal May 9, 2010
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Smooth

Smooth like booooootaaaaaaah! 💜 -Kim Seok Jinnie (world wide handsome)
by pseudonym88888888888 June 2, 2023
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Smooth brain

Smooth brain is an insult that refers to an unintelligent person. Supposedly, the intricacy of one's knowledge is represented by the wrinkles on their brain. If their brain is smooth and lacks wrinkles, their knowledge lacks intricacy, and they are therefore stupid.
by GenericGuy3456 May 25, 2024
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I’m Smooth

Do you want to go to the movies?”
“I’m smooth”
by Arielsmitty November 7, 2023
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smooth stearing wheel

A white girl with silky soft skin and a juicy f*t ass, sultry eyes and a great sense of humor, loyal.
Daaaamn, that girl a smooth stearing wheel!!
by Chrisper June 20, 2016
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smooth pie

The offering of accepting oral pleasure from a woman who has a completely shaven vagina
As I returned from a lengthy road trip, I was welcomed home with a smooth pie.

She was mad at me, but I knew she serving the smooth pie.
by Has A Lengthy beard June 3, 2019
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Smooth Criminal

What Michael Jackson called "little Michael". What he fantasised about doing, but couldn't. Read the lyrics of the song - he wouldn't keep asking if Annie was okay (Oakley?) if she were dead, now would he?
Jenny: I was hit by a Smooth Criminal last night.
Sally: I thought you were walking funny today.
by Cool4Katz April 14, 2023
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