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smooth stockton

applying a mixture of cornstarch lube and carmex to a womans asshole. it is said to give a more intense/erotic feel to anal sex
similar to a burning stockton but adapted for the much cooler desert nights.

JANE: I love anal sex but I hate the way it makes my asshole chap like it does.

STACEY: You know Jane you should really try a smooth stockton. It works great as a lube and it also helps condition and moisturize your butt pucker.

JANE: Oh, thanks Stacey. I cant wait to try that out.
by headgoat September 27, 2011
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T¥T Smooth

T¥T Smooth is the new and improved A$AP Rocky since he is now cuffed. The T¥T stand still for “take your time”.
Person 1: Did you hear about A$AP Rocky’s new girlfriend ?!
Person 2: Yeah but i don’t care cause we still have his brother T¥T Smooth “(Take your time) Smooth”
by marithehater January 25, 2019
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Lam Smooth

Tried in an asian way but failed.
Virgin Asian puts down his engineering books and talks to asian girl "Hey, you should check out this vegan restaurant with me."
Asian girl "Sure."
Virgin Asian "Then it's a date then..."
Asian girl "Wow... That was Lam Smooth of you. No thanks buddy."
Virgin Asian goes on a rage.
by That niggah November 21, 2009
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Smooth Draft

A gentler way to say "rough draft."
"Did you write your rough draft?"
"No, but I wrote a smooth draft!"
by Pokey89 January 2, 2008
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Smooth Juice

A nickname for the small cartons of Darigold milk served in cafeterias
1. *gets up to walk away

2. Where are you going?
1. To get some smooth juice
by Creamy cow November 10, 2021
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Smooth brain

A derogatory term used to describe an individual perceived as lacking intelligence and exhibiting quickness to anger. The term is inspired by the koala, a mammal known for its aggressive behavior and cognitive limitations. Despite having a diet exclusively consisting of eucalyptus leaves, a koala might starve if presented with pre-picked eucalyptus, underscoring the reference to an extreme lack of problem-solving ability.
She kept arguing that the Earth is flat, and everyone started to realize she might just be a smooth brain.

His blind support for the Republican Party’s climate change denial made him seem like a smooth brain, ignoring overwhelming scientific evidence.
by Truebeing May 30, 2024
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Smoothe

How "Smooth" should be spelled, because "Smooth" seems to end on a sharp cliff, while "Smoothe" ends off in an easy soft way.
"Hey, those tires look smoothe!"
"This is why you have an F in English you retarded chimpanzee of human meat and semen."
by fag-inator May 30, 2023
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