Slimpkin

A slimpkin is when you give yourself a hand job while taking a dump.

Tim Smith gave himself a slimpkin when he started beating off while taking a massive dump.

by Millatime422 July 23, 2013

slimey mongrel

You're a cock, But we love you

Robert you're such a slimey mongrel sometimes!

by chazm8 December 19, 2015

Slumpy

sleepy + grumpy = slumpy

This is a word describing a way a person acts when they are sleepy and begin to be very grumpy.

Go take a nap so you stop acting so slumpy.

by Dix412 April 23, 2016

Slimey Cotton Janking

When a male takes his own or someone else's feces and smushes it between two pillows and proceeds to fuck the crevice between the two pillows where the smushed feces is spread properly. The feces provides the erect male with warmth and mild lubrication so the pillows will not chafe the skin on the penis. In some cultures it is acceptable for the sole participant in this activity to ingest the remains of the feces and whatever other material may have entered the space between the two pillows.

Oh my God! That shit was the perfect consistency. I haven't had a slimey cotton janking like THAT in ages!!

by Goooooober May 9, 2016

Slimey dawg

Best friends/buds call each other this if they are badass, or another word for savage.

Friend 1: omg did you see that!!
Friend 2: yes! what a slimey dawg

by slimeydawg17 October 4, 2016

Slimey dawg

Best friends/buds call each other this if they are badass, or another word for savage.

Friend 1: omg did you see that!!
Friend 2: yes! what a slimey dawg

by slimeydawg17 October 4, 2016

slipyolk

Precum

You - I dont know how she got pregnant, I pulled out!?

Friend - You must have gave her the ol' slipyolk!

by DesperatebutnotSerious September 7, 2016