Adjective used to describe an object,
person, place, or idea, that is uniquely
large among his/her/its kind, i.e. with a size exaggeratively being compared to the size of the state of
Texas.
"Hey man look over there!" *points to the posterior of a very obese black woman sitting down gorging herself on 25 packages of McDonald's chicken selects. "Check out them
Texas-sized buns of hers! That's a huge bitch!"
"Dude, you should have seen Jerome get a
Texas-sized hit from that awesome gravity bong that I made!"
"(at the baseball game) Now just look at that fat redneck man buy a
Texas-sized bladder buster of Dr. Pepper for his
5-month old baby. That is just sad."
"Ron
Jeremy may be rather healthy and hideously hairy, but he has a rather
Texas-sized holy muscle of love to compensate for his appearance."
"Well Howard, I just took a look at those plans of yours for the new shopping mall complex we are building in town and absolutely admired them. Quite a
Texas-sized undertaking I tell you."
"George W. Bush is a man of Texas-sized stupidity."
Mark H. UrbanDictionary contributer since last February.
