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Circus-sized

Adjective: An unusually massive, circumcised penis. Frequently found on small-framed guys.
I caught a glimpse of that short college wrestler in the showers after working out. His meat was Circus-sized!
by jmt71atl@gmail.com January 23, 2021
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Texas-sized

Adjective used to describe an object, person, place, or idea, that is uniquely large among his/her/its kind, i.e. with a size exaggeratively being compared to the size of the state of Texas.
"Hey man look over there!" *points to the posterior of a very obese black woman sitting down gorging herself on 25 packages of McDonald's chicken selects. "Check out them Texas-sized buns of hers! That's a huge bitch!"

"Dude, you should have seen Jerome get a Texas-sized hit from that awesome gravity bong that I made!"

"(at the baseball game) Now just look at that fat redneck man buy a Texas-sized bladder buster of Dr. Pepper for his 5-month old baby. That is just sad."

"Ron Jeremy may be rather healthy and hideously hairy, but he has a rather Texas-sized holy muscle of love to compensate for his appearance."

"Well Howard, I just took a look at those plans of yours for the new shopping mall complex we are building in town and absolutely admired them. Quite a Texas-sized undertaking I tell you."

"George W. Bush is a man of Texas-sized stupidity."





Mark H. UrbanDictionary contributer since last February.
by Mark H February 19, 2005
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Sizerp

Sizerp is a mix of a cough syrup that contains codeine and some type of vodka. This combination will cause you to hallucinate.
We were sippin on that sizerp last night.
by Dhoffman October 27, 2006
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Sizeable funbags

Hey look at her sizeable funbags ...

I wouldnt mind a viewing those sizeable funbags

breasticles boob mammaries
by sazzysuzie June 5, 2009
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Puppy Sized Elephants

Puppy Sized Elephants are the animal John Green suggested in his open letter to evolution since it would have the evolutionary advantage of being adorable.

See the Vlogbrothers channel on YouTube for more info.
Nerdfighter: "Man, I wish puppy sized elephants existed."
Evolution: "I'll get back to you on that."
by RobotAmputee August 24, 2010
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mormon sized

A gianourmous, FREAKISHLY huge ton. So much it could feed or be used by a Mormon family.
A 50lb tub of Golden Soft at Costco it totally Mormon sized.

Dude, that 100 pack of Ramen is Mormon sized.

When you go through the drive thru don't Mormon size it, your ass is already fat enough.
by Alyson Clair June 30, 2008
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Fun Sized

a word to decribe some one whom is cute and below average height.
Fun Sized person: I'm not short, I'm fun sized.
by 007N@te January 14, 2010
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