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Sanitation sammich

When two gay bears share a frozen turd as a dildo and press their "buns" together.
Last night's sanitation sammich had corn in it.
by Gallo de Muerte November 25, 2024
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Senitha

One of the smartest people to ever graze the earth
Surpisingly, uniquely charming
Will treat you and his friends good and makes sure his people are okay
is often pretty weird too but thats when you know him

another word for "I wanna fuck him hard"
person 1: hey that guy is hot
person 2: yeah everyone wants to fuck senitha
by imsexuallyattractedtohotguys December 31, 2024
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shnitcum

When you sneeze, shit, and cum simultaneously. Typically a natural human reaction to unexpected events or external stimuli. However, it is sometimes associated with feelings of intense awe like being at the Grand Canyon (Not to be confused with the Gand Cranyon) or washing the dishes.
Dave: "Yo, in chemistry I dropped my textbook and scared the fuck out of Sarah."
Mike: "Oh really?"
Dave: "Yeah bro, I made her shnitcum."

"... an object of unusual scientific interest, being the greatest eroded canyon within the United States and the only place on God's green earth that will cause a red-blooded American to shnitcum"
- Theodore Roosevelt 1906
by Boseph Nixon February 3, 2025
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Shnitzfitzgeraldize

To take a previously existing sentiment and exaggerate or parody it for the sake of comedic value; to make funny.
I’m writing a serious definition, and will not Shnitzfitzgeraldize it for the sake of your amusement.
by DanMan May 11, 2025
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Sanitosis

A degenerative psychospiritual disorder marked by the erosion of professional identity and self-worth, emerging in medical residents who find themselves routinely performing custodial tasks beneath their training, yet expected to smile through it.

Symptoms:

Title Collapse: Increasing dissonance between the letters “MD” and the toilet brush in hand.

The Pager Gag Reflex: Triggered by being called for a code blue and then told to “grab a mop afterward.”

Loss of Clinical Voice: Progress notes are replaced with custodial logs

Sanitary Delusions: Belief that in residency one must clean to ascend.

Progression:

Stage I — Compliance: "Of course, I’ll do it. It’s just being a team player."

Stage II — Erosion: Starts apologizing for things they didn’t cause.

Stage III — Conflation: Forgets the distinction between being a doctor and being disposable.

Stage IV — Assimilation: Attending physicians ask them to take out the trash

Pathophysiology:
The syndrome arises from a persistent mismatch between training and task, expectation and reality, value and valuation. It feeds on systemic understaffing, hierarchical indifference, and the myth that resilience means never saying no. It festers in residents who swallow their shame, then swallow it again the next night, until they cannot remember what they ever wanted to become.

Prognosis:
Some burn out spectacularly. Some quietly rot in call rooms. A few rise, swearing they'll “change the system” someday.
Description:

Sanitosis does not begin with a breakdown. It begins with a glove. Then a spill. Then a body without transport. Then a room with no Environmental Services. Then another. And another.

Soon, the resident is not helping clean, but cleaning to survive—scrubbing stretchers at 3am, bagging soiled linens, wiping down urine-soaked floors so the next trauma bed can be turned over.

No one notices.
Worse: everyone expects it.
by Janitorial MD June 6, 2025
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Sanity

5'11 , hot arab sexy gets every female is cute and really loving, loyal, smart, beautiful one of the best to exist on Anicom.
smart sanity
by nihhhhhhh12344 October 30, 2025
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The Shnits

This refers to the condition of having the shits or diarrhea. Part of the Matt-E-Okee lingo created while staying at the Boca House. Alternatively, the word shnit can be used in place of theshit.
Jesus Christ! You wouldn't believe it. I've got the shnits again!
by Matt-E-Okee July 22, 2010
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