married single mom

A woman who is married with a husband but takes care of the children and the husband never took care of his kids

" Hey honey, do you know how to feed the baby? Ugh, I feel like A married single mom."

by anonymous November 6, 2022

why you single?

Means a female or a male is trying to get to the next level with you indirectly. Meaning trying to be the next person that you date.

An Example of Why you single?: Guy : I was meaning to ask, "Why are you single?" Girl: "Haven't really found someone interesting, yet. Guy: "Cool, how about I change that title."

by TMC23 January 25, 2014

single parent deal

When a person is able to date/marry somebody who would normally be way out of their league, because they don't care that the person has children. Single parents are often desperate to find somebody who does not mind being around their kids, and therefore will lower their standards for a potential romantic partner.

Seth: "Woah, is that really Jason's new girlfriend?"

Larry: "Yeah."

Seth: "She's gorgeous! And I heard that she got promoted at her job and pretty decent money now. What i she doing with him?"

Larry: "She says that he's great with her kids. He got the single parent deal."

by Lavender12 May 19, 2015

single people lips

Lips that are dry and chapped.

Friend: "your lips look a little gross.."
Me: "yeah, I have single people lips. Sorry"

by liquid.air August 11, 2017

single ply asshole

The loss of the supple softness of an asshole as a result of over using single ply toilet paper. Can be identified as chafing, bleeding, and a burning sensation that causes you to question weather Lucifer himself fondeled you.

Her: Eat my ass

Him: not with that single ply asshole of yours

by Bigcatliquor October 30, 2018

single nigga hours

3-7

Its single nigga hours at 3 to 7

by TookAnL September 27, 2017

single mans 69

Sucking on three of your fingers while tossing your load

When Dave lost his partner he decided to have a single mans 69

by Selfies 69 March 21, 2020