shred

To fuck a girl really hard

Man I gone shred that pussy

by Micheal May 13, 2005

Shred

To play freestyle footbag. Busting out big tricks and awesome combos.

Hey man, you wanna shred?
He was shredding it up at the comp.

by NotHisRealName August 28, 2006

Shredding

An act whereby a man or woman is encouraged by their partner to don a G-string/thong, pull siad thong up high around their waste and proceed to take a shit. As the shit comes out it will be 'shredded' in to 2 or more pieces. This act is known as shredding.

Dave: Hey Julie I'm well up for some shredding, where's your skimpiest thong?

Julie: Are you sure Dave? I had a HUGE curry last night.... feels like it may be a bit sloppy for shredding.

Dave: O yeah! the sloppier the better babe!

by Wanker Jack November 4, 2008

scrud

This word derives from the Old English for 'shroud' and eventually became part of the word scrotum, since a shroud, like a scrotum, is "something that covers, veils, etc."

Beowulf donned his battle-scrud.

by innards November 29, 2003

scrud

1.VERB To harm, kill, or by omission of action cause to be harmed or killed, another living being.
2. VERB. to have severely rude, vigorus, or disrespectful sex with another living being.i.e. I would scrud her to death.
3. NOUN A substance being once of recognizable molecular structure now altered by natural mutation, or harm done either directly or by ommission of action by the elements or another living being. i.e. I used my flamethrower and turned that guy into a pile of scrud-meat.

I scrudded that person.

by sirsykosexy January 28, 2004

Shred

The color your asshole is left after getting fucked in the ass by a twelve inch dick with no lube. (Shred = shit+red)

The cops will never take me alive again. My Shred ass can never go back to the pen.

by Richard Slick October 10, 2008

Shnud

A mix between a choad and chewbacca

Ahhh! I just got tukeyed by a shnud!

by KhanusMcgee September 10, 2009