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Magic Shotgun

Referring to the act of fellatio (or autofellatio) where the receiver gargles at the exact moment of climax, whereby the semen sprays out of their nostrils.
I gave him a magic shotgun last night.

Don't make me come magic shotgun you.
by Gargallon May 12, 2023
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shotgun selfie

to take a selfie while shotgunning a beer
bet you $5 you cant do a shotgun selfie, pics or it didnt happen dont drop your phone lol
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Asshole shotgun

When you have a full ass of popcorn turds and you launch them everywhere.
"Dang I accidentally pulled off a asshole shotgun yesterday"
by cancerous ball o death December 16, 2016
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Lifetime Shotgun

Ryan Mayle has shotgun in any car for the rest of his life.
You can’t sit in the front seat because Ryan has Lifetime Shotgun.
by NightHawk77 December 5, 2018
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shotgun rodeo

A dangerous sexual act in which a woman proceeds to ride a man like a bucking bronco "shotgun" while he operates a motor vehicle
I need you to come get us from jail, the law frowns up the shotgun rodeo apparently
by Catty Pants June 3, 2014
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Shotgun Shit

A form of diarrhea that is not only liquid like normal diarrhea, but come out of the anus at extreme pressure.
If you don't sit down fast enough when you have the shotgun shits, you won't hit the toilet. The wall looks like it was hit by a shotgun full of shit, hence the name Shotgun Shit.
Person 1: "last time i ate taco bell i got the shotgun shits"
Person 2: "damn, same"
by Phazerrr February 26, 2022
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Somatotype Shotgun

Somatotype Shotgun is the situation that regardless of who calls shotgun in the vehicle to be used, someone automatically gets the shotgun due to their girth or height etc, for convenience.
Darnell: "Shotgun!"

Matt: "Unlucky Darnell, Paul gets Somatotype Shotgun, he weighs 16st 5lb and my rear suspension just can't take the load."

Darnell: "Fair one."
by DefinedThat September 6, 2011
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