screwcifer

a passive aggressive type person who screws you over while being deceiving

I am no longer friends with that screwcifer, he told me we were friends then he stabbed me in the back and stole my friends.

by thornbilly September 10, 2015

screwer upper

It means when some one screws things up a lot.

Man your a screwer upper !

by LOPEZNATOR March 15, 2017

Screw the Mooch

A level above mere "screwing the pooch" – i.e., the act of screwing up so badly and losing that it compares to former White House Communications Director Anthony "Mooch" Scaramucci's irreparable (possibly tragic) mistakes felt on a global scale.

You really did "screw the mooch" for all of us when you lost our biggest account and called the client's wife a huge slut. You know how hard it was to get that business with the Saudi Arabin king?!

by Grantasmo July 31, 2017

Screwed

A saying that means you are fucked

1.I knew I was screwed when I broke my phone and killed my parrot

by Phornjx June 15, 2018

screw

fuck all night till your right leg has gone numb

its ya boi eat that pussy442 and about 20 minutes ago my right leg went numb do to this this is how to screw

by easton is i mother trucker May 11, 2018

screwed with a capital FUCK

Someone who really messed up.

Person 1: “Bailey are you okay?”
Person 2: “No I just let my pet fish drown, I’m screwed with a capital FUCK”

by 3gs December 16, 2021

Turkey screwing

When one tries to have sex with anyone resembling the look of a turkey. Usually a very mature person with the small amount of skin hanging from their neck. Also having a small body.

Dave: Did you see Ron last night?
Rowan: No, why?
Dave: He hit the retirement home and did a little turkey screwing!
Rowan: Eww... Ron's nasty..

by ShilohGenerals83 October 24, 2008