secret wanker

1. A person who was born in America but attempts to blend into another country's society by adopting their customs and accent in speech.

2. One who masturbates in private.

Joe: So did ya know that Jack's a secret wanker?

Stephanie: Look, what a person does in his own home is no business of mine.

by ppomg April 4, 2009

secret snowball

when you have cum in your mouth and make out with a girl giving her an unsuspecting treat

dude i gave that girl a secret snowball. it tasted so bad but it was worth it

by hecklebackfreckle October 13, 2008

legends secret

Blaine is the best admin here followed by apple, Rd, and Jaedon. He better than all of them combined times 24

Legends Secret Roblox is dank

by BlaineIsLitAF June 26, 2018

Secret Annex

A bunch of pot smoking weird asses. They like to be dicks to girls and think it’s super cool to fuck eachother. Describing them in 3 words, easy! Gay, High, and ugly!!!

“Hey John! I love being in the secret annex with you! Let’s go take some fat bong rips!”

by Smallsnail11 July 2, 2018

Secret Weapon

Something you do or give to your significant other that they weren’t excepting. Usually used to earn brownie points or show you genuinely care

Casey had really bought some nice gifts for his girlfriends birthday, but he was saving one of them as a secret weapon to really show he loved her

by KnightofNerdom March 24, 2019

Secret Seven

The incredible ability of self pollution seven times in a day. Secret as it could be a tad embarrassing.

I whipped off the Famous Five by dinner and quietly went about the Secret Seven in the latter stages of the day. I was chucking salt by the ene but Enid was proud.

by Dan Das Welt Man June 19, 2019

Secret Boyfriend

A boyfriend who just listen to you. Basically emotional support. Someone who you bond with more then your boyfriend. Mostly emotional and physically not always sexually.

I need a Secret Boyfriend my mans never listen to what I say and I feel like I cant cry on his shoulder.

by Goldbubbleku$h October 16, 2019