14 Second Fingers

To have such dexterity in your hand and fingers that you can bring a woman to orgasm in fourteen seconds.

"Did you see that guy on Malaysia had talent? He was manipulating those circles with just his fingers. I bet he could bring a girl to orgasm with those 14 second fingers!"

by eolivine April 3, 2015

Sloppy Seconds

1. Going after a friend's ex
2.Having sex with someone so soon after they had sex with someone else you are using their semen as lubrication.

1"Wow, Brianna and Garrick broke up a year ago but, her best friend Alex is trying to hop on it" "Yeah, well she's into sloppy seconds"
2 "Yo didn't they just have breakup sex""Yeah, I like the feeling of sloppy seconds"

by MEHHHHHHHHHHH11 October 9, 2017

about five seconds

A term referring to a relatively short amount of time, usually not actually five seconds.

"It was cool for about five seconds before it got boring."

"I've only seen about five seconds of that movie."

"Dude, I'll be there in about five seconds, alright?"

by Metar April 21, 2007

sloppy shopping seconds

When a person goes shopping with one person, then goes shopping immediately after with a third person but has no interest in buying or looking at anything because they were all shopped out from the first trip.

Stephen went shopping with his nasty ex girlfriend for five hours, and his friend Shane got his sloppy shopping seconds for about 45 minutes before he quit.

by Chika March 30, 2010

4.8 seconds

The perfect amount of time to pause before doing something.

"Hey man, I'm really nervous about getting up on that stage."

"Relax bud, all you got to do is take a deep breath, wait 4.8 seconds, and then head on out there. You'll do great!"

by mjexpress May 15, 2014

Second Choice Susan

To be someone's backup if their other, more desirable option falls through/passes out/falls off a balcony/runs out of money.

A: "What are you up to tomozzle?"

M: "I'm going out with the ladies to try and pick up. But I'll call you if nothing comes through"

A: "Negative Dude, I'm nobodys Second Choice Susan, forgit it"

by Andrew McUtchen October 27, 2007

Second chance

Something everyone should deserve. Unfortunately this happens very rarely in real life.

Give me a second chance to prove that I can be a good man

by BigManIsBig December 25, 2018