Satanism

Apparently they come in several varieties but here are two such varieties:

Narcissistic,self-worshiping,atheistic,social darwinists who embrace hedonism and espouse anti-Christian ideals but deny the existence of any god or gods and even deny the existence of their namesake Satan.

Then there are some Satanists who do admit that god exists but they openly serve Satan instead whom they admit exists.

Get a life you fuckin losers.

by Satan is a bastard.He's the shit on Hitler's testicles.Fuck OFF! February 27, 2005

satanist

A religon/philosophy that is not understood by christians most people. More a philosophy than a religon, that does not involve sacrificing. However it's as flawed a philosophy as any other religon and if you think I'm going to listen to a bunch of weirdos who dress up as vampires, the devil, bats and other things you got another thing coming.

"One of the most simplistic primitive philosophies in the world, that gains many followers due to it's gothic/evil style which many young goth music fans think looks cool."

xXSatan4eva666Xx - I'm sooo cool cause I'm a satanist! Satan rules ass!!! yaa!

Stoic9000 - Have you ever heard of Stoicism, Skeptism, Cynicism or any other intelligent schools of philosophy??!

by Jordan1110 December 20, 2006

satanist

A religious atheist.

I'm a satanist, so I consider myself religious, even though I don't believe in a God. (I don't care who you are, that's funny right there. If you can't laugh at that, then you need to get on up outta here, cuz that is funny. That's funny.)

by Dave1983 September 28, 2005

satanist

See retard.

Satanist got his ass kicked for being such an retard.

by dhoy September 16, 2007

the Satanic left

The Democratic party.

Extremely hateful to Christians.

The Satanic left is bent ona turning the united states into a neo-fascist,anti-jew,pro-communist-style-'big brother'-style theorcratic form of government ran by Satanic religious extremist zealots!!!!!!!

by sick bastards August 21, 2004

saarim job

when a terrist named saarim flips you over and licks you asshole untill you cum grenades

hmmmmmmmm lemme lick yo asshole-saarim job

hey look.... its saarim job- hernan

by yayayayayayayayayayayayayayaya October 20, 2008

satanic world domination

Where satanist dominate the world which is one of the goals of satanism.
When all the worlds leaders are converted to satanism then it goal will be reached.

What do you think about satanic world domination?

by Deep blue 2012 November 30, 2009