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Mandeep Sandar

Mandeep is a strange creature who has hair like a girl and never washes it. He often visits the chip shop to dip his hair in the grease to give it a nice shiny finish. He often sports many different head wears ranging from a hair band to a tea cosy to keep his mush warm. Very hairy indivdual with a strong smell of daddy's sauce.
Monty: Is that a large, greasy muffball?

George: Nah, thats just Mandeep bless him.
by kingmustard May 8, 2005
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Sandbar

The act of wetting your penis and covering it with sand, then sticking it inside of a girl's ass
That bitch didn't even see the sandbar comin!
by beachboy November 30, 2004
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Sandbag

A sandbag is any female that does nothing during sex apart from lie there naked and take the prodding, also is unwilling to try any other posistion apart from standard missionary.
'Was that bird from the club a good shag?' 'nahh, an absolute sandbag.'
by Jamesy C September 29, 2012
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Sandbag

To shoot-down or put-down someone hardcore. Can be involuntary; to point out ones flaws
Sandbagged, Sandbagging.
-Ronnie: "Don't you like this picture I drew? I'm quite proud of it."
-Dylan: "No, actually Ronnie, that's a terrible picture. You colored outside the lines completely and you have no artistic talent."
-Bubz: "OHHH OHHH! SANDBAGGED! RONNIE, YOU JUST GOT SANDBAGGED BY DYLAN THE SANDBAG KING!"
by Bubzandronnie June 13, 2008
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sandrad

1: to be enticed by charm or attraction into a predetermined course of events often held to be an irresistible power in which the victim is led astray usually by persuasion, predicated upon delusive promises and distorted reality leading to a point where the target is rejected or dismissed as contemptible and unworthy through a sequence of demoralizing vexations of pain and anguish of mind
2: to fall head over heals thinking you will be the one to get through and be the one that Mandra spends the rest of her life with, only to then end up broken and tainted for all other women for the rest of your life.
3: to be in a falsely committed relationship where the male is lead to believe that he is the one for Mandra and that he is the king of her castle, only to find out that he is not the one to ‘tame her shrew’
4: when a male (usually betwixt the ages of 16 and 45) is ready to give up on the entire female gender due as a result from any or all of the above
"oh, look at that guy hanging from a noose - he must have been Sandrad!"
by jakeatmoxie September 15, 2007
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Dirty Sandbaca

After engaging in sexual intercourse with a significant other, proceed to pull out and release your load on your partener's face. Next throw a bag of sand on there face and rip out a patch of your own pubes and do the same. this will resemble the Star Wars charecter known as Chewbaca.
After a long day Jimmy came home to his wife and gave her a Dirty Sandbaca in the bath tub.
by The Dali Llama April 9, 2008
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sandalista

As far as is known, the term was coined by (or at least first published by) political satirist and humorist PJ O'Rourke as an essay and later published in his book, Holidays in Hell regarding the Lefty-loving, hacky-sack playing dirtballs who mourned the Sandinista's (FSLN, led by Daniel Ortega) death as a political power in Nicaragua.

The Sandalista can be described as any number of unwashed, unshaven, greasy, long-haired psuedo-hippies who spent their time lamenting the passing of Che Guevara, Paul Wellstone and most specifically, the death of Communism in Nicaragua. Their honorary political figurehead is now Jimmy Carter. They are no longer welcomed by the decent people of Nicaragua, so they came back to the United States to torment and pester the public here.

Sandalistas put no effort whatsoever into making themselves presentable to the public at large, nor any effort into obtaining job skills that would make them the least bit employable. They can be identified by sandal-clad unwashed feet, unshaven pits and legs (females), scabs, foul breath, unshaven faces (male and female) and wild, matted, uncombed hair. Their stench announces their approach. Puka shells and love-beads are their choice of tribal adornment. Females typically wear long batik skirts (to identify them as female, allegedly) to hide the bug bites on their legs, and wear no make-up. Males may or may not wear black make-up around their eyes. Many are pierced all over their bodies and head, and most have some sort of tribal tattoo. In all, it is a failed attempt to appear the peasantry they want you to think they represent.

Their politics are always Leftist.

The only species of humanoid more vile smelling than the Sandalista is the feces-encrusted drunken wino and the elusive Skunk-Ape of the Florida Everglades. Though the Skunk-Ape has better personal hygiene.
Jesus H! Look at that filthy, stinking dirtball handing out flyers on the corner! Is that stench coming from HIM? Damn, I wish them Sandalistas would get a bath and a job. Let's get the hell out of here before his fleas jump on to us!
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