Salty Eyed

1. Having made a huge mistake resulting in regret.
2. Crying or used in reference to someone who is crying.

"Dude, I've got salt in my eyes right now. I can't believe I did that last night."

"Sorry, she can't come to the phone right now, her boyfriend broke up with her and she's all salty eyed."

by Vannahsa October 5, 2009

Salty Mufin

A sex act wherein one party will consume the ejaculate of the other after it has been spread over baked goods.

Last night I tried eating a salty mufin and found it surprisingly enjoyable.

by SAPangolin August 13, 2015

sweet and salty

When one ball is sweet and the other is salty

Dang sweet and salty is the best flavour

by Fred is shitty= November 12, 2019

Salty Glue

Cum :)

Person 1: OMG, I gave head last night!
Person 2: What did it taste like?!
Person 1: Salty glue!
Person 2: Wow.

by Wet wipe! September 1, 2009

salty dogg

When your feeling stupid and / or dumb after expressing your point in a situation thinking you are correct and you are proved wrong.

WARNING: PEOPLE MAY APPROCH YOU AND DUST YOUR SHOLDER OFF TO SHOW THAT YOUR SALTY!!!

Chris: You wasnt even at the meeting yesterday so how u know??

Olivia: Actually I went to the meeting the day before.

Everyone: SALTY DOGG!!!!!!

by Mickey Loco May 15, 2008

Salty Robson

A cum-soaked sock (often mutiple use) that has been forgotten and left to ferment

My left shoe feels funny . . . Fuck, I'm wearing a Salty Robson.

by turtle_pornography June 1, 2016

salty balls

A person being extremely upset and over dramatic, often caused from getting your panties in a bunch over nothing! Person is usually irritated for the rest of the day.

Craig had salty balls because someone told him his shades were ugly.

by darius fuller April 2, 2008