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Snagglefoof

Like a snaggletooth, only of the vulva/vaginal variety.

An untidy, disorganised mess of trimming, for the overweight and over 40 ladies.

Like a friar tuck of shaving downstairs.
I would like for you to trim my lady garden this evening darling, only I cannot see to tidy and it’s feeling rather like a snagglefoof in those parts.

Gone are the Brazilian, vajazzled days … it’s snaggle foof all the way!
by zosieposiepuddingandpie July 17, 2024
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Snaggle foof

A rather disorganised and untidy trimming of the vulva/vaginal variety. With varying degrees of pubic growth.

Typical in overweight ladies over the age of 40 who cannot visualise the area needing pruning.

Similar to a friar tuck hair do on occasion.
“Darling, would you mind awfully trimming my lady garden, only I cannot see to tidy her and she’s terribly snaggle-foofed downstairs.”

Gone are the days of a Brazilian or a vajazzled landing pad. It’s a snaggle foof all the way.
by zosieposiepuddingandpie July 17, 2024
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Snaggle foof

Like the snaggle tooth, this is a take on a rather disorganised and untidy trimming of the vulva/vaginal variety.
With varying degrees of pubic growth.

Typical in overweight ladies over the age of 40, who cannot visualise the area needing pruning.

Rather alike to a friar tuck hair do, on occasion.
“Darling, would you mind awfully trimming my lady garden? Only I cannot see to tidy her and it’s terribly snaggle foofed downstairs.”

Gone are the days of a Brazilian or a vajazzled landing pad. It’s a snaggle foof all the way
by zosieposiepuddingandpie July 17, 2024
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swagglesauce

Like awesomesauce but much cooler. Updated for 2025 vernacular.
"Hey this yo-yo is pretty swagglesauce, wouldn't you say so Dominic?"
by real_bacon January 11, 2025
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Siggleflop

When a male inserts his ball into the gills of a fish and pours some sort of dressing on his dick like mayo, mustard, or ketchup.
Person 1: I was so hungry so I siggleflopped my friends pet gold fish!
by ButtTickler44 January 12, 2025
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Snagglefragglegirl

A beautiful woman who fits all good definitions. But look out she will downgrade herself about the way her body or face looks even if they are a goddess.
"Geez that woman is one Snagglefragglegirl huh"
by Concurence3113 January 14, 2025
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Swaggled

swaggled is a flexible adjective that can mean something is either cooked (messed up, wild, off) or good (impressive, cool, fire)—kind of like how “bad” can sometimes mean “good” depending on the context.
This test is swaggled bro

That fit is swaggled!
by Callmeryeguy February 19, 2025
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