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Rachael

absolutely stunning. short but fiesty. gorgeous blonde hair. sarcastic. loves to have fun. guys pretty much worship at her feet. mega thin. easy to get lost in her eyes. soft skin. typically short. best kisser you'll ever get. insanely good taste in music. if you're friends with a rachael, you're one of the luckiest people in the world. if i were you i'd do my best to get close to her and never let her go.
guy: so i heard you're hanging with rachael later.
other guy: yeaa.
guy: damn you're so lucky! when you're done can i have her?
other guy: no way she's all mine. ;)
by ihateyourface February 3, 2010
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Richard

He was called richard.
by Slimearoo May 1, 2016
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Richard

The best boyfriend a girl could have. He may not look the best at times and sometimes he may be a bit of a dick but he truly loves you. No matter how much he acts like he doesn’t.
Richard is remarkable.
by Sarahksbruh February 20, 2019
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Richardisabummer

The word used to describe the current state of richard vale's sexuality.
Did you know richardisabummer? You can see it in his pants.
by Bummer October 21, 2004
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Richard/Dick Archer (Stumpy)

Someone who has lost their left thumb and testicle. The testicle is now in a pickle jar and the thumb is on a shelf. This person is also straight edge and although he says he doesn't need signs to prove he is straight edge, he has a t-shirt saying straight edge in big bold writing that can't be missed because his belly sticks out making the writing stick out. Watch out or he'll get his choid out(if you don't know what a choid is look it up on this site-definition 1). He may also give you a mushroom tattoo.
oh no here comes EL STUMP, backs against the walls, corks at the ready.
by James Wilkinson November 8, 2004
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richardcox

Word used to describe an act of cuntoxary such and petty theft or plain bullshiting.
Jim is doing a richardcox on how much he gets paid a week.

Leaving town without paying your bills is a richardcox act.
by keithy July 27, 2006
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Richard Simmons Shit

When you take a shit and you swear you lost 30 lbs.
I swear I lost 30 lbs after that Richard Simmons Shit.
by xxl84 October 11, 2009
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