robert planting

The act of pressing a semi erect penis against someone while wearing tight jeans.

Named after the legendary rock god Robert Plant who was the front man for the band Led Zeppelin. He was know for wearing tight jeans on stage when his penis could frequently be seen bulging down the left pant leg when he would become sexual aroused while making love to the music during another amazing performance.

My friend Robert Planted me when I was kneeling down picking something up. I felt his semi erect bulging cock press right against my fat bald head. (Robert Planting)

by Roberto Planto September 28, 2014

oral roberts

When two men give oral pleasure to one man. It's not just one Robert, but two Roberts.

In our gay threesome last night, we totally gave him the oral roberts.

by sarah March 27, 2005

bob-robert

A hardon at the worst possible time

Oh no ive got to model these new Y-front jocks in 15 seconds but i got a rigid bob-robert in my barrel-fronts

by bennycnz April 3, 2010

robert loerwald

sweet huge dick and is the sweetest bf ever he usually is not an asshole and is the best at sex

yung money robert loerwald is a sweet guy

by robbyjbabyy March 12, 2010

The Robert Hall

A pizza ordered from the Hurricane Hut at the University of Tulsa. Consists of Albert's barbecue sauce, chicken, and bacon. Drops panties.

Hot chick: "What are you getting?"
Robert Hall: "I'm getting my pizza, the Robert Hall."
Hot chick: "Let's get dirty."

by Captain Cane January 22, 2008

robert rooster

My home dog for life and we stroke shafts like a boos and pop caps in each others asses

Me and Robert Rooster celebrate Hump Day daily

by Tray Tray6688 January 29, 2014

robert harrison

a name that automatically means awesome, atractive, intelligent, and ridiculously talented. people with this name are often envied and loved.

Oh man your a robert harrison? *ENVYOUS*

by the MAN 420 May 26, 2014