The act of pressing a semi erect penis against someone while wearing tight jeans.
Named after the legendary rock god Robert Plant who was the front man for the band Led Zeppelin. He was know for wearing tight jeans on stage when his penis could frequently be seen bulging down the left pant leg when he would become sexual aroused while making love to the music during another amazing performance.
Named after the legendary rock god Robert Plant who was the front man for the band Led Zeppelin. He was know for wearing tight jeans on stage when his penis could frequently be seen bulging down the left pant leg when he would become sexual aroused while making love to the music during another amazing performance.
My friend Robert Planted me when I was kneeling down picking something up. I felt his semi erect bulging cock press right against my fat bald head. (Robert Planting)
by Roberto Planto September 29, 2014
by sarah March 27, 2005
He is the sexiest golfer to ever roam the earth. The man has hyperextended his knee on many occasions but this never disturbed his prokaryotic flow. He always says GG after a fun game of ranked with the bois.
by Shivdank April 12, 2021
by Scab March 19, 2019
The act of pressing a semi hard penis against another person while wearing jeans. Named after the legendary rock god Robert Plant who was the front man for the band Led Zeppelin. He was know for wearing tight jeans that frequently showed his semi erect penis bulging down the left leg.
EX: While bending down picking something up my friend Robert Planted my bald head with his large semi erect penis.
by Roberto Planto September 29, 2014
by robbyjbabyy March 12, 2010
Robert Helpmann is a YouTube channel with a few very disturbing videos. Those videos feature a bag that's said to contain a corpse named "Daisy". In every video, the person behind the channel does everyday activities with Daisy. The last video on this channel is from six years ago and shows Daisy leaving/being kicked out.
Many people like to think Daisy is a mannequin, while others belive this is a true crime.
Many people like to think Daisy is a mannequin, while others belive this is a true crime.
by You don't have to look this up May 08, 2022