lowkey regrets

when you regret something but want to keep it on the down low.

i chose a choc mint flavoured straw instead of a strawberry one.. ugh lowkey regrets

by gleam serene April 11, 2022

Textual regret

The regret you feel after you text your ex either in an emotional break down or when you've had a few to many

Last night was great but i wokeup with a hangover and textual regret

by Soloshit June 5, 2022

cheese regret

when u crave a block of cheese so much and you eat some and then feel immense regret afterwards. even though you know you’ll regret the cheese, you will eat it again.

“i just experienced cheese regret”

by dandelion99 April 23, 2023

Senior Regret

The feeling you get days before you graduate knowing you have done nothing with your high school career

Jake: Damn man one week till graduation already, how you feeling
Henry: I can feel the Senior regret already.

by Hnutbigpp May 9, 2023

commute regret

A feeling of overwhelming ennui when a remote worker arrives at the office in a hybrid workplace. Immediate causes are the "ghost town" effect where the building is so empty it crushes your soul. Additionally sporadic conversation from zoom meetings or people talking about nothing makes you long for your quiet home office.

Joel was okay for the 30 minute commute in, but when he stepped in the door he was overcome with commute regret

by Voltmanic September 28, 2023

cultural refresh

Leaving class or another activity to hit your vape in the bathroom

Billy: I think it’s time for a cultural refresh
Joe: I agree, meet me in the men’s room

by Camm04 October 30, 2023

I regret nothing.

Thing the POSTAL Dude says before killing himself.

Dude: *is stuck*
Dude: I regret nothing. *puts grenade in mouth and explodes*

by Michael The Best December 20, 2023