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pitching both ends of a double header

Having sex with a mother and her daughter but in separate sessions.
Dude I got lucky last night and ended up pitching both ends of a double header. Yeah, I went home with a girl last night and we had great sex. I ran into her mother on the way out. She was hotter than the daughter and just as horny. I ended up having sex with the mother before I left too.
by RepWin August 20, 2023
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punching mattresses

something about a car seat
and maybe its headrest?
Will: you should stop punching mattresses.
by xxEnzoxx August 25, 2023
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Punching Dick

The act of fucking a bitch so hard it feel like she getting beat out.
Man last night I was punching dick she was screaming for it.
by bigboinword September 5, 2023
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punching jellyfish

When you can fit your whole fist inside a woman’s vagina
Dude, i had my whole fist in there, it was like punching jellyfish
by Jelly lover 69 December 26, 2023
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punching air

frustrated (as if having a fight with someone)
not to be confused with "air punch" or "punch the air" which have total opposite meanings (very pleased)
Person 1: *watches a video absolutely destroying Person 2's arguments* Dude, Person 2 be punching air right now.
by guy that is maybe based November 16, 2023
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puchinga

a puta/hija (o) de la chingada that doesn’t deserve shit, not even a piece of toilet paper with shit. They are LITERALLY WORTH NOTHING.
He’s a puchinga and I’m gonna treat him like it.

Pinche puchinga.
by puchingAS February 18, 2024
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Pitching a Family Tent

Having a larger than normal erection due to the fact you would like to start a family and have a life with your partner. This is often because you are head over heels in love with the person and see beauty in everything they do.
Six months into knowing Yuki, Alexander is more in love than he ever was. When she walked in the room he began Pitching A Family Tent, knowing that they weren't about to just have sex; they have sex with their future in mind.
by HeWhoHasStolenTheFire March 6, 2024
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