Tyler: "Why are you putting on those gloves Brock?"
Brock: "I'm afraid I'm going to have to perform an Alabama Glove Puppet on you, the airport has trust issues and you've been confused on not knowing when you were cleared for take-off before."
Brock: "I'm afraid I'm going to have to perform an Alabama Glove Puppet on you, the airport has trust issues and you've been confused on not knowing when you were cleared for take-off before."
by Redja rfeco March 11, 2021
when you engage in protected sexual intercourse with a woman and when you ejaculate you turn the condom inside out and fist the shit out of her with the condom on your hand.
by dickweed69 October 12, 2014
Putting your arm inside of the anus of your female relative, making a claw with your hand, and squeezing her belly button to open and close it to imitate a mouth.
"Hell yeah brother, I done fucked my sister, who happens to be my mother, with the 'ol Alabama Glove Puppet!"
by battmerns March 10, 2021
a big nigga on a set of strings just like kermit the frog. he usually speaks in a rapid snarling jigaboo type language and set straight be the late white jim henson puppet master.
by shnarf May 26, 2008
Dan: Sweet! Look at that sexy little thang!
Stan: Is she even legal?
Dan: Don't let her petiteness fool you -- she's a finger puppet, not jailbait.
Stan: Is she even legal?
Dan: Don't let her petiteness fool you -- she's a finger puppet, not jailbait.
by cyberpope67,BC,Canada May 22, 2011
a derivation of the word meat puppet;
when two homosexuals engage in foreplay that involves shaking their erect penis and/or using the urethra hole to make it talk, preferably also involving some sort of sword fight
when two homosexuals engage in foreplay that involves shaking their erect penis and/or using the urethra hole to make it talk, preferably also involving some sort of sword fight
"hey cutie, what are you up to tonight? Wanna come over to watch golden girls and put on a puppet show?"
by Valerie E. January 23, 2009
by Anulgultch February 01, 2014