pumpkin

verb; to pumpkin. Describes the act of ruining a social event or night out by making an abrupt announcement that one is tired and wants to go home immediately. Especially pertinent if said anouncement occurs around midnight. (From the fairy tale, Cinderella, in which the carriage turns into a pumpkin at midnight.)

"Last night was so much fun until Alix pumpkined on us."

"Can I get you another drink or have you turned into a pumpkin?"

"Uh oh, it's midnight. Bet John pumpkins soon."

by Boardwalker February 6, 2009

PUMPKIN LOAF

when you take a shit in a girls pussy and the cum on it.

Hey dude,guess what.Jaylen asked me to give her a "PUMPKIN LOAF".

by Nikola Stojadinovic January 9, 2009

pussy-pumpkin

When an obese ladies crotch has so much fat covering her genitals that it looks like a pumpkin.

"Man, I hooked up with a chik so fat it took me 20 minutes to carve out that
pussy-pumpkin!"

by toast_phucker October 18, 2008

pumpkin pie

when a guy busts a nut on a redhead's face

I heard John gave Mary quite the pumpkin pie last night.

by Matt201 December 10, 2006

fat pumpkin

A bong from which to smoke pot.

"Hey, hey. Let's go check out the fat pumpkins at Belmont"
"Yeah man, sounds like a plan."

by Yodia January 20, 2006

pumpkin

What hill-billies do to their kin folk after all the candy is gone on Halloween.

Those inbreeding hill-billies really love to pumpkin (pump-kin)

by dailytimelapse April 21, 2006

Pumpinstance

The position used to launch ones-self into the air with the power of anal gas.

I better get into my Pumpinstance to get onto that roof!

by DARTHROACH December 9, 2008