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Premature projecculation

To make definitive statements when the data is still inconclusive leading one to be wrong… again. This commonly happens in medicine and in pop science.
cholesterol is bad for you........No wait.......... Just certain types
older women should take estrogen............ No wait...... it causes heart disease
Take Vioxx for joint ......oopps ...... it causes heart disease in women
Never drink alcohol.......wellll.....Ok I guess one glass of wine a day is actually good for you

Guess even the medical community occasionally experiences premature projecculations
by Root-San October 1, 2007
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Premature ehappylation

Getting overly excited about something before knowing the outcome.
Her first date went so well she posted a Facebook status declaring she'd found the one, only to have him immediately ghost her.

"She suffered from premature ehappylation."
by Bombastic Steel December 4, 2023
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Premature Rejaculation

When someone you’re not interested in pursuing romantically or sexually rejects you without you ever making any advances towards them.
Mal: “Hey Jon how’s van life going?”
Jon: “You’re obviously talking to me because you find me extremely attractive, most women do. I gotta tell ya I’m really into tall blondes with big tits and you ain’t it honey.”

Mal: “Came here to find out about van life. Stayed for the premature rejaculation.”
by .:Madskillz:. March 23, 2022
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Premature Exclamation

Sending of a message (usually text message) that you haven't finished writing, sent due to wrongly pressing the "send" button.
Dad: thanks for the sex

WHAT?

Sorry, premature exclamation. Should have read Dad: thanks for the sextuplet article you sent me, it was really useful for my essay. :)
by fabtab March 19, 2012
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Premature Actorization

Some New Directors will spin an actor up... and force him to "emote" fully during rehearsal... so that he might see in advance how it might look on film. But this rarely works out by the time the camera is rolling the Actor has already shot his emotional wad... during rehearsals. This I have deemed "premature Actorization"
The actor was spent emotionally by the time the cameras rolled. He was a victim of "premature Actorization".
by RJ Miller May 2, 2021
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premature fuckboi

A child under the age of 10 who should be pure and sweet, but due to a number of factors including shitty parents or the internet, they have become a fuckboi.
Yeah man, I ran into a premature fuckboi on Xbox Live today.
by MattyMo13 March 4, 2016
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premature clapulation

When someone in the audience, thinking the song is over -- especially one with a "false ending," applauds before it's done.
I know people sometimes forget they aren't supposed to clap between movements during a classical music concert, but premature clapulation before Led Zeplin's "Thank You" fades back at the end is unforgiveable.
by OldGrandad April 2, 2017
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