I suffered an acute case of premature adulation when I told my friends I submitted a word to Urban Dictionary...then was rejected.
by MJAlbus January 3, 2014
Get the premature adulationmug. Prematurely skydivulate - ing is when you bust a fortnut while receiving the spaghetti succ while waiting to jump from the battle buss, then you jump early and all your cum hits the other players and they crash and die causing u to win the game.
by jackson cockload August 22, 2018
Get the prematurely skydivulatedmug. Verb/Noun
When you plan on saving a snack, or making it last a long time, and accidentally eat all of it in one sitting or a short period of time.
When you plan on saving a snack, or making it last a long time, and accidentally eat all of it in one sitting or a short period of time.
Friend 1: Bro! Bring the chicken and waffle flavored potato chips in here and let's eat some, but save the other half for later tonight.
Friend 2: Damn! I just experienced some severe premature esnackulation and ate the whole bag on the walk from the kitchen.
Friend 1: You're a raging fat ass, dude.
Friend 2: Damn! I just experienced some severe premature esnackulation and ate the whole bag on the walk from the kitchen.
Friend 1: You're a raging fat ass, dude.
by Cucs March 21, 2013
Get the Premature Esnackulationmug. Orgasm and emission of joy occurring just before or shortly after election results being projected by the media.
by Gotdalotta November 10, 2020
Get the premature elecutationmug. When you get very excited for something before it actually happens. Often ruins the actual experience.
I don't want to get excited for the concert until I am actually there. Premature hype may ruin the experience.
He got premature hype for a date he was going to go on, just to be ghosted on the day they were supposed to go out.
He got premature hype for a date he was going to go on, just to be ghosted on the day they were supposed to go out.
by Professor LoveHandles April 3, 2021
Get the Premature Hypemug. When you type out a text, didn't proofread it, thought it said the right thing and hit send only to find out it's all jacked up and auto correct f***ed you. This is when you realize you just had a premature etextulation!
by Smurph69 July 21, 2014
Get the Premature etextulationmug. When you wax your legs too early in the year and only have a few good days to enjoy your waxed legs, usually because of bad weather.
Ugh, I suffered from Premature Wax-elation last year when there was a sunny weekend, it rained non-stop for the next 3 weeks, if only I had waited until nearer summer.
by Ginger Squirrel April 22, 2019
Get the Premature wax-elationmug.