Premature ehappylation

When you get overly excited about something before knowing the final outcome.

"The first date went so well, she went and told all her friends she'd found the one, only for him to ghost her immediately."

"She suffered from premature ehappylation."

by Bombastic Steel December 4, 2023

Premature evacuation

When fans leave the stadium before the end of a game when their team is losing. Particularly bad form if it's a kids' game.

Dude, you can't leave before it's over; that's, like, premature evacuation!

by GigiPDX December 6, 2016

premature diarrhea

when your diarrhea come out at he mear site of piss

i get premature diarrhea when i walk in to the urinal station

by piss jerking March 2, 2017

premature elabelation

Being socially stereo-typed while online. Before someone actually meets you, they already know what they think about you due to email, sms, dating sites, etc. They prematurely 'e' label you.

"Ooh look at that girl, the picture doesn't show, but she looks like the kind of girl that has a fat ass!"

"It seems that everyone on this blog is a complete dumbass, especially that guy!" "Yeah, that's premature elabelation, but you're prolly right!" haha

by DJ-9 December 10, 2011

Premature Millionaire

Someone Who Is Not Only Striving To Be Financially Secure But Also Is Rich Mentally.

I Gotta Big Plan On How To Make Out The Hood, I’m A Premature Millionaire!

by TouchRacks May 25, 2021

Prematurely Emojulate

The act of accidentally adding emoji's mid-sentence in a text.

"Hey sexy, ho😉w you doin?"
"Did you just prematurely emojulate?"

by Gone_Adulting December 10, 2016

Premature Exclamation

Sending of a message (usually text message) that you haven't finished writing, sent due to wrongly pressing the "send" button.

Dad: thanks for the sex

WHAT?

Sorry, premature exclamation. Should have read Dad: thanks for the sextuplet article you sent me, it was really useful for my essay. :)

by fabtab March 19, 2012