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Out Of The Closet Pooper 

A colleague who poops at work and is damn proud of it. You will often see an Out Of The Closet Pooper enter the bathroom with a newspaper or magazine under their arm. Always look around the office for the Out Of The Closet Pooper before entering the bathroom.
Are you or is someone you know an OUT OF THE CLOSET POOPER? If so, that means that you/they poop at work and are damn proud of it!

poltergasm 

Having intense, repeated sex under the influence of a haunted room.
Buffy and Riley, under the influence of the poltergeist, were stuck having sex repeatedely without realization of what was happening outside the room like one big poltergasm.
poltergasm by Tweakbunny July 25, 2009

poltergeist 

Paranormal activity that happens to agents who suppress their emotions such as anger, mania, and anxiety. the agent moves objects subconsciously by PK or psychokinesis. It is a ghost but not one of a dead person. Parapsychologist debunked the fact that it is a "ghost" in the 1930s.
the poltergeist activity is caused by the agent's own mind
poltergeist by Andrea M N October 17, 2008

Poofter-face

A 'trendy' person who thinks wearing their grandad's sweater is fashionable. Poofter-faces will usually have their jeans rolled up as if they're constantly taking a leisurely stroll along a beach. You have never heard of any of their favourite bands.
Benn and Jed are such poofter-faces.
Poofter-face by DanAndLeon June 20, 2011

Poltergeist 

the act of ceasing all communication with a romantic interest (aka ghosting) but continuing to haunt their social media feeds.
Yeah, she ghosted me but she keeps poltergeisting my Instagram posts.
Poltergeist by DrVenkman June 8, 2015

Nervous Pooer 

A person, generally a woman, who dislikes or fears defecating in places other than his or her own home. This can be an issue of hygiene or an irrational fear.

In some cases this is brought on by a women's fear of others' knowledge that she does, in fact, go #2.
Person 1: Oh, I gotta go...

Person 2: Go ahead and use the toilet here, it's clean enough.

Person 1: No, I can't. I'm a nervous pooer. I have to use my own toilet