Pooflinch

You're bodie's instinctive reaction to do when you don't know if the cold toilet water will poke you when the first turd leaves your anus.

*in bathroom and friend walks by*
Friend: Hey, you alright in there?
You: yeah I just Pooflinched because the; toiletwater splashed on me bum.

by White Casper Cream September 14, 2016

Pooflinch

You're bodie's instinctive reaction to do when you don't know if the cold toilet water will poke you when the first turd leaves your anus.

*in bathroom and friend walks by*
Friend: Hey, you alright in there?
You: yeah I just Pooflinched because the; toiletwater splashed on me bum.

by White Casper Cream September 14, 2016

pooking

pooping and puking at the same time.

I was on the toilet and holding a trash can yesterday while I was pooking

by sgtgalactor October 11, 2017

POOBING

The act of being Walt Disney and putting metal in ones bones

Oh boy howdy do I like POOBING

by Pquiblo January 1, 2018

Poohing

When someone watches winneh the Pooh in someone else’s bed

Derek: Sophie I am poohing in your bed
Sophie: you better mean watching the show

by Buymekitkats July 25, 2018

pooning the loom

a sexual fetish for weaving, tapestries, yarn or anything that could make fabric. And also fabric itself.

Hester sure did like pooning the loom until she was injured by the weight of the loom and had to resort to sex with yarn.

by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it March 1, 2019

Pooligerent

When you need to shit so badly that you become hostile and aggressive to others. Particularly those preventing you from getting to the bathroom.

I know you were holding back a massive dump… but you didn’t have to be so pooligerent.

by Artistic_Manchild March 1, 2019