steel pony

A descriptive term of having ridden a particularly erect penis.

“My gosh, Bruce really gave me the steel pony”

by The Steel Pony May 30, 2018

cleveland pony

The act of shitting on your partners dick. Then running as fast as you can in the others asshole like an energetic little pony.

Damn that cleveland pony was great last night.

by Cleveland ponyoriginal May 31, 2016

sweater pony

Undergarment worn by women to help hold up massive breasts. Typically a large bra.

Jillian went into her room to pick out a silky sweater pony for the evening.

by musicalwhimsy May 20, 2013

pony gowder

pony gowder is when ur eating something so good you feel like a golden horse statue at the gates of heaven

fuck me man these prawn crackers are pony gowder

by fannyfucka69 May 30, 2021

juggling the ponies

Giving someone useless tasks to do just for the enjoyment of those watching.

Check out Bob the intern, old man Jones really has him juggling the ponies today.

by jackal38 May 6, 2011

flesh pony

When a female uses a male as nothing more than a human sex toy.

Damnit Erika, I am not just a flesh pony! I have thoughts and feelings too!

by Bekki Rawks December 9, 2014

Petting the pony

Instead of drinking the day after a bender, getting back on the horse and drinking again to avoid a hangover, you choose to be a child and complain about a headache.

Jodi: Dude, look at Marko, why is he not getting back on the horse with us?

Travis: I guess he really likes to be petting the pony.

by Chelle-Belle June 1, 2017