poon shark

A pick-up artist. Someone who is well adapted to hitting on women and getting sexual favors from them.

That guy gets whatever chick he wants, he's a real poon shark.

by Archonoclast January 27, 2008

Poon Lagoon

A place with lots of beautiful women.

Dude, this place is filled with hotties. It's like a poon lagoon!

I was just swimming in that poon lagoon.

There is a bevy of beautiful women here; it's a poon lagoon if you will.

by Special 'K' March 1, 2008

Poon Broom

The best porno 'stache that a man can physically grow. It is the highest of the high when it comes to facial hair growth.

Guy#1: "That's a great porno 'stache man!"

Guy#2: "This is no porn 'stache son, this is a Poon Broom! Don't you ever call it a porno 'stache again either or I will stab you in the jaw!"

by TheSigPiJake May 27, 2009

piconjer

A loyal follower of Piconjo. Usually a scholar of pwnism.

Teh piconjers pwn teh toadies, rofl!

by Piconjo December 4, 2004

polon

One of those annoying indie type kids, who think they are so much better than everyone else because they wear thick black glasses and listen to so-called hip music which is just really weak rip-offs of stuff made in the early 70s.

Brian is such a typical polon, web guy by day wannabe rocker by night.

by Anonymous November 8, 2003

pomonified

1. Ghettoer than ghetto; ghettoest
2. Term invented by Sharif Shakhshir meaning as ghetto or ghettoer than the City of Pomona

Damn that booty is pomonified!

Our school's text books stop at Nixion! This shit is pomonified.

Your house is so pomonified third world countries send you money.

by Sharif Shakhshir April 8, 2004

poon patrol

When someone trolls a common area, typically office environment, chatting up all the cute girls.

Look at Rocco, on poon patrol again - why doesn't he put his cock back in his pants and get some work done already.

by Glory Boy July 24, 2006