Crusty Pocket

Originated around march 13, 2011, a crusty pocket is the spiteful act of ejaculating into the pocket of an article of clothing that belongs to someone other than yourself. when the owner of this article of clothing sticks their hand in their pocket, they should find a custy, crusty suprise.

Dude, I just let off a huge load in Max's pocket, he is going to be so pissed when he sticks his hand in their only to discover he has received a crusty pocket!

by sneak fucker July 1, 2011

outta pocket

To say something out of line or saying something beyond extreme.

Take off decisions I lack (take it off)
Take off the fake deep
Take off the fake woke
Take off the I'm broke, I care (take it off)
Take off the gossip
Take off the new logic, that if I'm rich, I'm rare (take it off)
Take off the Chanel
Take off the Dolce
Take off the Birkin bag (take it off)
Take all that designer bullshit off
And what do you have? (Bitch)
Huh, huh, uh, you ugly as fuck
(You outta pocket)
Huh, two ATMs (hah, hah, hah, hah)
You steppin' or what? (You outta pocket, huh)
Who you think they talk 'bout?
Talk about us (you outta pocket, shoot, shoot, shoot)
Who you think they copy off? (Brrt, brrt, brrt, brrt)
Copy off us (get back in pocket)

by Dapper Pradder January 9, 2023

Glock Pocket

An orifice that holds one or more Glocks.
A place to store your Glock in the big house.
Another term for prison wallet when used for firearms storage, specifically Glocks.

Patrick, is that a Glock in your Glock Pocket or are you happy to see me?

by Johnny Hundo May 7, 2020

Prawn in the pocket

To fall asleep while your penis is still inside of a partner, loved one, spouse, mistress, fling or prostitute.

"I just put my prawn in the pocket and had a lovely dream last night. Woke up soggy."

by Omgyiyja September 27, 2012

Pocket Nug

When searching through you pocket and you stumble upon pot that you didn't know you had.

Travis: Oh shit, I found a pocket nug.
Amanda: Shit, let's smoke that.

by mrThc January 15, 2009

pocket tap

When somebody literally puts his hand on another’s pocket in attempt to see what is in it; in order to steal from them.

You gonna let another man pocket tap you?

by JerseyJosh July 15, 2020

pocket pompadour

A toupee in a pompadour style. Similar to Elvis's and favored by Rockabilly enthusiasts. Also used to identify any toupee.

Don't look but I think Mr. Jones is wearing a "pocket pompadour".

Man to barber: I'm not liking this baldness, I think I'll get me a "pocket pompadour"

by viachicago November 8, 2011