Placid Plonker

An annoying idiot x2

You placid plonker

by your-ugly-fat-mom March 30, 2022

yonky plonk

When a male cow is having sexual intercourse with you and violently sharts all over your cock and balls

I masturbated to Greg doing a yonky plonk in the field yesterday

by Yonker August 29, 2022

Plinker plonker

somebody who causes but complete annoyance but still has a use

look at banasic, he's such a plinker plonker

by biggestbafoonbingus69 June 4, 2023

Dinh Phong Vu Nguyen

Dinh Phong Vu Nguyen is known for the size of his third leg. Not in a good way. It is known for its thin girth and being incredibly small. In fact, a microscope is need to even see it. If you ever see a Dinh Phong Vu Nguyen in the wild, make sure to steer clear as he is known to attack anyone and anything aged 6 or younger. It is unknown what he does after attacking but research is being conducted to find this out. Stay safe out there

Victim: Oh no, its a Dinh Phong Vu Nguyen
Dinh Phong Vu Nguyen: I'm coming for you!
Victim: ...

by BaldBurrito76 May 15, 2024

Pulling the Plonker

Another word for masturbation.

i might go pulling the plonker a bit lata

eww thats nasty!

by KriiPtonicZ February 21, 2010

inki pinki plonki

When the the:
Daddy bought a donkey.
Donkey die.
Daddy cry.

Farmer alpha: “that new ass I bought passed away lass night.”
Farmer beta: “Hmm. Sounds like a real, ‘inki pinki plonki’ type situation.”

by Gibham January 1, 2024