by angrymidget January 28, 2011
When you have to take a piss but your right in the middle of doing somethin, like watching a movie at a movie theater. So, what you do is go to the bathroom and force your pee as fast as you can out of your body, and go back to what you were doing.
"I was right in the middle of the movie when i had to go pee. So i ran to the restroom and took a Speedy Piss."
by AddamsAppleDude January 23, 2010
When someone’s being an absolute asshole about a subject they don’t even know about, they are a piss lizard.
by quax November 06, 2020
Very similar to the phrase, "leave a shit" (popularised by the late great comedian George Carlin but with a different bodily waste product.
{Husoos}: Man I've got to take a piss!
{Horhay}: Hey Husoos! You can have that piss in the unflushed urinal over there; I'm going to leave a piss in this one.
{Husoos}: You a funny man Horhay!
{Horhay}: Hey Husoos! You can have that piss in the unflushed urinal over there; I'm going to leave a piss in this one.
{Husoos}: You a funny man Horhay!
by Telephony March 22, 2015
by Gumba Gumba April 12, 2004
A Piss Jug refers to a receptacle of varying size, optimally made of a water-proof substance, into which urine may be expelled directly from the penis. Piss Jugs are generally used in situations where a conventional toilet is unavailable.
Cedric couldn't hold it any longer: he'd had seven large glasses of beer, and the line-up for the washroom was just too long. He grabbed an empty pitcher from the table, disappeared into the walk-in cloakroom, and emerged about a minute later with the piss jug nearly half-full.
by Hieronymus March 30, 2008
an 'innovative' term used by Bernard Black in the UK television series 'Black Books'.
Commonly assumed to mean a person of little worth.
Commonly assumed to mean a person of little worth.
'of this, and many other things I am an innovator, which is why i feel free to address you only as..........piss midget'
by Kat Priddy September 05, 2006