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closet pirate

a bro who plays your video games, eats your leftovers and lives in your coat closet under the stairs... for FREE!
yo...eat the rest of that pasta before the Closet Pirate wakes up.
by skyskier December 20, 2008
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pirate pants

Pants that have been cut, branded or otherwise marked to appear like they are well worn, unwashed, ratty and have the overall look of those a pirate would wear.

Often worn by modernday Pirates who follow the Piratecore lifestyle
Josh - "Dude, you should get some new pants. Those are nasty"
Jack - "Calm down man. They're my pirate pants."

also: my pirate pants have shredded cuffs, scraped knees and an iron-on jolly roger on the ass
by Krosios May 6, 2006
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Patch Pirate

One in the bass fishing community who shows up to to tournaments and other gatherings wearing patches and logos of product found in the fishing world trying to portray the image of affiliation with a brand. Gernerally speaking these are the type of people who are on internet forums preaching the word of fishing and how great they are, but are usually posers' who work a regular 9-5 job and would like others to think they are professional fisherman.
"At least you will look like you know what you are doing if you fish with that patch pirate."
by Captain Fabulous April 24, 2008
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Friend Pirate

An individual who has mastered the art of stealing the friends of others, specifically ex-girlfriends, through a complex issuance of charm, generosity, flirtation, and guile.
Ever since Shaniqua and Doug broke up all her friends want to kick w/ him.... he's a total friend pirate!
by Foster G August 29, 2009
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Pirate Drugs

The hardest drugs you can find all combined together and administered in a really sketchy way. Kinda like a jeffery, but way less legit. typically injected by balloons through an unsterile needle.
In Blackbeard's final battle, he was trippin so hard on pirate drugs that he was shot 17 times and kept fighting. He also killed nearly 300 thousand British and French sailors that day.
by Fluid Dynamics October 18, 2012
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Reverse Pirating

Reverse Pirating is defined as when a pirate gives other pirates their treasure instead of keeping it for themselves, a.k.a being a "Philanthropirate".
"Let's go do some Reverse Pirating, Mates!"
by Cupokirby July 2, 2018
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Caleb and the Pirates

A Philadelphia band founded in 2010 by four people: Caleb, Aden, Zach, and Sam. All of the members of the band wear pirate outfits, remembering Caleb's pirate Great Grandfather, Caleb III.

They perform 10's style music, such as the hit song "Dead Caleb" in the album of the same name. They are noted to have also made parodies of songs such as "Grenade" by Bruno Mars, their song being called "I will throw a grenade at ya".
Caleb and the Pirates wrote over 20 songs in 2010.
by Biblo elf August 2, 2011
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