pirate passage

when a scurvy young scaly wag whants to be a part of the crew, they get on their knees, and let a trusted mate pour rum all down their gizzzaaarrd while two swabys beat em with de sticks .. ha

that dirty dog took the pirate passage .. yyyaaaarrrerggg

by never d mind August 6, 2008

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Pirate's privates

Meaning something is 'the best', like the 'bees knees'

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Yakushi--Kabuto @ deviantART.com

"Dude, did you see that episode of Naruto the other day?"
"DUDE! That episode was the pirate's privates!"

-> Example by Yakushi--Kabuto @ deviantART.com

by dA addict June 23, 2009

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An ironically affectionate term for a woman. Often the superficial definition of whore or slut is used and implied, but most usages don't actually imply the woman is a "whore" or "hooker" but in fact its a joking compliment to a woman's personality when she is singles and looking for a partner.

Synonym:pirate wench

Oh my god Susan, I can't believe you're into him! You're such a pirate hooker!

by Turtledee November 22, 2015

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pirate shit

the smelly brown stuff that comes out a pirates ass

dude did you see the pirate shit on the boat?

sure did crazy stuff isn't it!!

by qazsdf October 19, 2010

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pirate of the vagiribean

Someone who sails the poon seas.

Yaaaaarrrr, I'm a pirate of the vagiribean. Where's me cabin boy? He has to swap the poop deck.

by Clayton & Erik March 25, 2004

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Pirate head

the act of temporarily blinding a girl in the ocular facial region with ejaculatory fluids, after which she performs fellatio with one or both eyes closed due to said blinding, emulating a facial expression similar to that of a pirate.

Carl and Steve were reluctant to hearing about Jimmy's one night stand with the fat chick from Popeye's, but as soon as they heard she gave pirate head they were all ears.

by Chachtastic February 13, 2009

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