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Pirate's privates 

Meaning something is 'the best', like the 'bees knees'

Created by;
Yakushi--Kabuto @ deviantART.com
"Dude, did you see that episode of Naruto the other day?"
"DUDE! That episode was the pirate's privates!"

-> Example by Yakushi--Kabuto @ deviantART.com
Pirate's privates by dA addict June 23, 2009

pirate hooker 

An ironically affectionate term for a woman. Often the superficial definition of whore or slut is used and implied, but most usages don't actually imply the woman is a "whore" or "hooker" but in fact its a joking compliment to a woman's personality when she is singles and looking for a partner.

Synonym:pirate wench
Oh my god Susan, I can't believe you're into him! You're such a pirate hooker!
pirate hooker by Turtledee November 22, 2015

pirate shit 

the smelly brown stuff that comes out a pirates ass
dude did you see the pirate shit on the boat?

sure did crazy stuff isn't it!!
pirate shit by qazsdf October 19, 2010

pirate of the vagiribean

Someone who sails the poon seas.
Yaaaaarrrr, I'm a pirate of the vagiribean. Where's me cabin boy? He has to swap the poop deck.

Pirate head 

the act of temporarily blinding a girl in the ocular facial region with ejaculatory fluids, after which she performs fellatio with one or both eyes closed due to said blinding, emulating a facial expression similar to that of a pirate.
Carl and Steve were reluctant to hearing about Jimmy's one night stand with the fat chick from Popeye's, but as soon as they heard she gave pirate head they were all ears.
Pirate head by Chachtastic February 13, 2009

Pirate Radio

yo blud im going to play some tunes on flava fm 87.6 londons leading pirate radio station
Pirate Radio by DJ Hazard - David November 2, 2004