Pigliucci

NOUN (sense 1) Unit of measure: The distance between what one thinks is important and its actual importance.

NOUN (sense 2) Someone who chronically inflates the significance of something could be said to be a Pigliucci.

ORIGIN Early 21st Century (2014): Coined by Author and Neuroscientist Sam Harris, named for Professor of Philosophy at City University of New York Massimo Pigliucci.

Sense 1

Soldier 1: My boots are dirty.
Soldier 2: Dude, we're being shot at, that is like a million Pigliucci away from what matters right now.

Sense 2

Soldier 1: Oh no, now my shirt is dirty as well.
Soldier 3: Can you believe this guy?
Soldier 2: I know right, he's such a god damn Pigliucci.

by Bestpsuedonymever January 25, 2014

Phinglish

The style of language a Filipino speaks when they are speaking English with Filipino words mixed in along with the famous Filipino accent when speaking English.

My cousin was speaking Phinglish so I couldn't understand the directions completely. You see I don't speak Tagalog.

by kayrider December 4, 2020

Spuggy Ping-Pong

A competitive sexual sport whereby a male ejaculates into a female's mouth and she then spits the sperm into the open mouth of another female who is 3 meters away. The second woman then returns fire and the objective of the game is to keep rallying the sperm back and forth. Whichever woman misses will lose.

I'm due in court tomorrow. Apparently the park isn't the right place to play Spuggy Ping-Pong.

by Allan Bent November 1, 2014

S-piggly wiggly

To have or have had pre-marital sex

She’s such a s-piggly wiggly

by Short ugly January 7, 2020

Wet Noodle Ping-Pong

When two gay men with erectile dysfunction play ping-pong with their penises in lieu of anal sex.

Ever since their surgeries Lyle and Sebastian haven't been able to achieve full penetration, and instead resort to Wet Noodle Ping-Pong. They say it works for them.

by GetItRightGetItTight June 17, 2011

Ping Abuse

A term that sore losers use as a reason to why they get killed in a melee battle. Mostly used in the game Minecraft.

OMG HOW THE FUCK DID HE KILL ME! I CALL PING ABUSE! ping

by xDripples October 3, 2014

popty ping

A Welsh word for microwave.
Best word ever invented.

Some of the best looking popty pings have knobbles

Shell has a red popty ping.

Her popty ping has red knobbles.
My popty ping is making popcorn.

by joeking84 September 16, 2013