Long Dong Ping Pong

Having a stiff cock and your pants pulled down, then having a ping pong match in order to prove that you have the superior family gems. Done usually when you are beyond wasted and/or high at a party to entertain those around you for petty compliments and rewards.

Dude #1: "Dude, did you see Zach's Long Dong Ping Pong game last night at Austin's?"

Dude #2: "Yeah dude! It was hella sick! Sucked that his cum got everywhere though man."

Dude #1: "Dude we should totally have a Long Dong Ping Pong game tonight!"

Dude #2: "Hell fucken yeah man! Let's do it!"

*the two men were then kicked outa class and just kept on fucking around the next couple years*

by Long Dong Dacklin January 16, 2017

ping pong merrily on high .

Comotose trance like state, induced by involuntarily watching a non-descript unidentifiable table tennis match or similar dire trash , on a long haul economy flight overhead DVD system, prior to falling into the blessed relief of an irreverent coma ; from ,no doubt, over exertion of the brain .....???

Whats this fucking crap their showing now !

- " ping pong merrily on high . "

by E - FUMBLER March 2, 2009

ching chong ping pong

thing chinese peeps say

chinese man: ching chong ping pong

by chingy chong May 31, 2022

Playing ping pong with the oblong

a technique of self induced pleasure where spanking to specific organs is part of the ritual

i was in the monestary, playing ping pong with the oblong

by the enibriated pidgeon liver March 29, 2003

Ding-Dong Ping-Pong

A male inserts one end of a drinking straw into his urethra. A second male inserts the other end of the drinking straw into his urethra. The two proceed to masturbate. Upon orgasm, the semen of the first male to climax flows through the straw and into the other man's urethra. The other man mimics this act, and shoots the previous seminal load, in addition to his own, back into the first man's urethra.

My wiener is really sore from playing Ding-Dong Ping-Pong all day yesterday.

by NutmegSals April 13, 2009

Wet Noodle Ping-Pong

When two gay men with erectile dysfunction play ping-pong with their penises in lieu of anal sex.

Ever since their surgeries Lyle and Sebastian haven't been able to achieve full penetration, and instead resort to Wet Noodle Ping-Pong. They say it works for them.

by GetItRightGetItTight June 17, 2011

Ping pong

German for foot rest

Jessica threw her feet up on the Ping pong table.

Cassidy: get your feet off the Ping pong table.

Jessica: No, ping pong is German for foot rest, bitch.

by hemmoballs September 16, 2014