He’s a semi-aquatic egg laying mammal of action. He’s a furry little flatfoot who’ll never flinch from a fray. He’s got more than just mad skill, he’s got a beaver tail and a bill, and the woman swoon whenever that hear him say,
HeRrRrRrRr.
He’s Perry, Perry the Platypus,
(but you can call him Agent P).
Perry,
(I said you can call him Agent P).
Agent P!
HeRrRrRrRr.
He’s Perry, Perry the Platypus,
(but you can call him Agent P).
Perry,
(I said you can call him Agent P).
Agent P!
A platypus? Perry the Platypus?!
by TheVoicesAreGetingLouder June 03, 2024
When you summon your prostitutes with a catchy jingle such as “ doo-be-doo-be-doo-bah” and when they appear throw on your favorite brown cap and give her the old 2 inch punisher, this should all be taking place while your family questions where you actually are because they just realized you where not in the room any longer
Yo I perry the platypused the heck out of Gina last night in the back hatch of my Ford festiva while the fam watched roadhouse on family movie night
by Festivapoonslayer October 17, 2019
by ARa~ ArA~ November 15, 2023
Nic Perry could often be described as a smooth talkin’ bad boi.
He is the don.
Nic is loved and admired by all of his friends and disciples.
When Nic walks in the room, the girls wanna bone him and the fellas want to be him!
Your a lucky son of a gun if you’ve got a Nic Perry in your life.
He is the don.
Nic is loved and admired by all of his friends and disciples.
When Nic walks in the room, the girls wanna bone him and the fellas want to be him!
Your a lucky son of a gun if you’ve got a Nic Perry in your life.
“Wow is that Nic!?”
“You bet your bottom dollar it is!”
“I’m gettin myself a piece of that sexy ass Nic Perry!!”
“You bet your bottom dollar it is!”
“I’m gettin myself a piece of that sexy ass Nic Perry!!”
by Chickenflapzzz June 20, 2020
Tanner Perry Also known as T.P is a reference to a American movie star who still to this day wont comb his hair.
by Bwhindurass January 14, 2021
Dude, check out this Perry-dy on Youtube! It's so funny.
I Kicked a Girl
I Kissed a Dog
I Kissed a Boy
That's What Yinz Get Fer Growin' Up in Pittsburgh
etc etc.
Saturday Night Live did a dumb Perry-dy the other day.
I Kicked a Girl
I Kissed a Dog
I Kissed a Boy
That's What Yinz Get Fer Growin' Up in Pittsburgh
etc etc.
Saturday Night Live did a dumb Perry-dy the other day.
by reallysupercoolkid August 20, 2009
by DingusBingus December 07, 2023