flesh pencil

Another name for a penis. Thought of this gem back in 09' when I was mixing codeine and whiskey and going to college in Springfield MA.

I invited Samantha over to study and all that bitch did was teach me calculus. I thought she would at least try to grab my flesh pencil.

Whenever Mrs. Nichols tells us to take our pencils out for a test I imagine ramming my flesh pencil down her throat and asking her if I am going to pass.

by Jonathan Allan March 22, 2013

Touching Blue Pencil

The act of interacting with something that has not been interacted on in a while.

Hayden should stop touching blue pencil.

by GrassHoppingBadDog March 30, 2012

pencil juice

Slang for cum, especially that from a small penis.

Ralph said he was going into the office to study, but came back with pencil juice all over his hands.

by swip. September 1, 2008

pencil dick jack

its when you pretend to jerk off when your fist is close

dude look i can pencil dick jack

by bobo11232 June 26, 2009

Pengilly

An extremely small town in Northern Minnesota with one church, about 4 bars, and populated with rednecks.

Where does she live?
Pengilly.
Where's that?

by a dogg in the house November 20, 2009

Penting

Pen Painting.

Painting with a pen.

Michael makes the best pentings.
Penting is very fun!

by Ethu December 20, 2017

Penile Flatulence

Penis queef; air escaping from the penis like vaginal flatulence. Slang include pequeef, dick fart, man queef, et cetera.

Mike is known for his penile flatulence.

by Probel Chuvak June 2, 2018