From the Journal Of The Royal Society Of Medicine. To insert a foreign object into ones Urethra for sexual pleasure especially during masturbation. Damn Doctors U got scary black humour.
A 62-year-old man was referred to us from a nursing home by staff concerned that he had apparently passed a small household (AAA size) battery per urethra. The patient was in pain with difficulty in passing urine. Relevant in his past medical history was that one year previously we had endoscopically removed a pen lid from his bulbar urethra.
An X-ray of his pelvis revealed what appeared to be two dense foreign bodies in his urethra. Urethroscopy revealed two AAA size household batteries lodged in his bulbar urethra. On further questioning at discharge, the patient admitted to inserting three AAA sized batteries into his urethra for sexual gratification during masturbation four weeks earlier. The Doctors decided to call it putting lead in your pencil, the age old euphemism for sexual vigour and erections.
An X-ray of his pelvis revealed what appeared to be two dense foreign bodies in his urethra. Urethroscopy revealed two AAA size household batteries lodged in his bulbar urethra. On further questioning at discharge, the patient admitted to inserting three AAA sized batteries into his urethra for sexual gratification during masturbation four weeks earlier. The Doctors decided to call it putting lead in your pencil, the age old euphemism for sexual vigour and erections.
by Mengele's lab rat January 12, 2012
Get the Putting Lead In Your Pencilmug. The sad, but oh so real, phenomena in which your penis is so small the only enjoyment you will ever receive from it will be from screwing bugs.
by Shmoobs July 18, 2011
Get the Pencil dick bug fuckermug. by El Profesor July 6, 2007
Get the can you lend a nigga a pencil?mug. by PanPizzaTheFurry March 11, 2022
Get the Break a pencil off in himmug. Something you would say to someone who is being rude or is in a shitty mood.
similar to who shit in your cereal.
similar to who shit in your cereal.
by Crocodoodle666 May 17, 2016
Get the who pissed in your pencil casemug. something to say when you go to a private seventh day adventist school and you can't say "oh my god"
allie couldn't believe it so she said "oh my freakin coloured pencils!" (cause she saw some lying on the desk)...(true story, by the way...)
by Allie <3 September 7, 2008
Get the oh my freakin coloured pencilsmug. by Easyj September 18, 2014
Get the Thick as a first grade pencilmug.