betting pencil

A small dick

Was it a mega-dobber or a betting pencil?

by wisewithnoname May 3, 2017

Flag

Get the betting pencil mug.

make a pencil

Make a pencil -- (v) When the toddler child of an ugly, pathetic single mom puts his arms over his head with his fingers pressed together into a point, like a giant pencil. The toddler's mom then inserts the toddler in this "pencil" position into her vagina for the purpose of masturbation, because no one else wants to have sex with her saggy cooter.

Poor Mary, no sane man would fuck her,
But then an idea struck her.
She said "Zack, make a pencil!"
"Be my hot-sex utensil"

Zack said, "Get the fuck away from me bitch!"

by skip o'potamus January 4, 2009

Flag

Get the make a pencil mug.

Related Words

pencil • Pencil dick • Pencil - Case • pencil sharpener • pencil neck • pencil pusher • Pencil Slop • penciling • pencil fucked • Pencil Penis

Sparklie Pencil

A Beddazled Penis. Used in the pornography industry.

WHOA!! that sparklie pencil blinded me!!!

by DANKYNUG July 16, 2010

Flag

Get the Sparklie Pencil mug.

Mechanical Pencil

When wood pencils just aren’t enough. These became popular roughly in the 2nd grade, kids would screech over these. A long thin piece of graphite, commonly found in the 0.3 to 0.9mm range. Finding one of these on the floor, especially when there is a lot of led inside of it is a status symbol of clout and wealth within the school walls. Kids will also cry when they loose one. Consider it your lucky day if you find a loaded mechanical pencil on the floor. You can buy a few pencils for one if you’re lucky! These are the best writing tools you can get access to, and since no one buys them, it may take a while to get one.

Kid: Dude, I just found a loaded mechanical pencil.
Other kid: How much led is inside?
Kid: 4 full sticks bro.
Other kid: Lucky! Toss me one?
Kid: Gonna cost you some cash brother.

by Boing Doinkus December 20, 2018

Flag