plumb onion

When you are fucking a girl, you pull your boner out, bend it in half and shove it back in. Upon being pulled out, the boner is purple like a plumb and stinks like an onion.

1. Shit man.... shit..... that is one plumb onion!

2. You ain't gettin' none o this vajayjay unless I get somma that plumb onion!

3. My plumb onion hurts real bad!

4. Dr.: "Don't bend your penis in half like that anymore."
Patient: "But my girl wants the plumb onion real bad."
Dr.: "Oh, here are some pills."

by Prof. Plumb January 12, 2008

onion bumper

when i look at her ass it makes me wanna cry

by fresh September 13, 2003

Onionate the Cat

The smoking of Marijuana, also known as "Reefer Cigarettes"

Man I needa Onionate the cat, i'm all stressed out from my main bitch givin me sass

by ExtremeMonstercockAnalRaped January 7, 2011

Onion Ring Around the Rosemary Burger

A special burger that comes with an onion ring and rosemary

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the I Know Why the Onion Ring Around the Rosemary Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 16, 2018

ONION

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I am best friends with that onion

by pseudo_onion September 15, 2020

muffed onion

what the fuck is your problem looking this up you idiot. Btw Chayse has the smallest DIDDLE in the whole of nz

wow look at his willy so tiny, what a muffed onion

by Big-Ass-BONNER June 18, 2014

damn onions

A popular term often used on social media in response to a sentimental, sappy, or emotionally-charged video or meme that makes you "tear-up". It's a metaphor referring to how your eyes water when you're cutting onions. The phrase is used by the poster as a means of deflecting or "saving face" from admitting they were emotionally affected to the point of tears welling in their eyes from what they just saw or read.

VIDEO POSTED ON FACEBOOK: (Something with a kitten getting rescued from a house fire by a firefighter that gives it oxygen and revives it. Then, the firefighter unites it with the ecstatic little girl it belongs to.)

SOMEONE AFTER VIEWING THE VIDEO: Just watched this video and my eyes started tearing up from those damn onions again!

by Hextraordinary13 February 6, 2017