deuce bandit

An individual who anonymously sneaks into a public or workplace restroom, drops a massive shit in the toilet and exits the restroom unnoticed without flushing. Leaving the disaster for the next person to discover.

I went into the McDonald's restroom and discovered that a Deuce Bandit had struck the only available stall so I had to hold it until I got home.

by TheGolem August 16, 2020

deuce machine

a term for a toilet or outhouse. A place where you take a shit

Man, those double cheeseburgers are going right through me. I gotta hit the deuce machine.

by McCameron June 06, 2007

Strokin’ Deuce

Reference to anal sex.

Rachel bent over and begged me to start strokin’ deuce.

I was strokin’ deuce with that filthy whore and it was evident she hadn’t dropped her daily. I had to shower off after.

by Eaton Holgoode December 18, 2018

yankee deuce

a very large turd from someone from new england

Dude dropped a yankee deuce that clogged up my toilet.

by cartman's asshole October 27, 2017

what the deuce

A saying from Stewie in Family Guy

"What the deuce is going on here?" - Stewie Griffen

by JDZITS December 02, 2007

deuce on the clock

Precisely, taking a shit while being paid at work.

Deuce meaning number 2, or in bathroom terms, going poop.

Clock means clocked in at work.

Can be used as a verb,noun, adjective, adverb

While at work today I took a deuce on the clock.

Took a deuce on the clock in the wb : means,took a deuce on the clock in the woman's bathroom.

Taking a deuce on the clock in the wb while in ot.: means, took a deuce on the clock in the woman's bathroom while in overtime.

Youre not going to want to go in there, just took a major deuce on the clock.

by @AKADonaldTrump January 25, 2015

eldritch deuce

Variant of an "upper decker" that involves eating Mediterranean food, sneaking into the victim's home, opening his "Arkham Horror" board game, shitting in the box, and replacing the game in its original place.

Hey, let's play a game of Arkha...aww, CHRIST, I've been eldritch deuced!!!

by soupfist January 10, 2014