by jaxbeach November 04, 2010
being so wasted the day after drinking that you don't move out of you bed, you shit, piss and throw up in a trash bag located near your bed!!
Dutch: Did you hear what happened to the twins after their 21st?
Splash: No What?
Dutch: Man they fucking crash bagged!
Splash: No What?
Dutch: Man they fucking crash bagged!
by cobrac46 October 13, 2008
by BlackMesaScientistBubby September 09, 2020
by Bo Mamba 69 January 15, 2019
When a female is so ugly that you have to put a bag over her head to have sex.
A vagina is often termed a muffin.
A vagina is often termed a muffin.
She is so ugly, I can't get with her without a bag. She's a bag a muffin!
Randy's new girlfriend's face is so messed up, she is a bag a muffin.
Randy's new girlfriend's face is so messed up, she is a bag a muffin.
by cloudowner July 09, 2012
Sweat that has accumulated on the testicles; usually after a workout, intense sports practice, or a round of vigorous masturbation.
🅱️Rian: "aw sick bro. why's your hand all moist?"
Chad: "AYO I DAPPED YOU UP WITH MY BAG SWEAT. THAT'S FOR BUSTING A LOAD IN MY GYM SOCK LAST WEEK."
Chad: "AYO I DAPPED YOU UP WITH MY BAG SWEAT. THAT'S FOR BUSTING A LOAD IN MY GYM SOCK LAST WEEK."
by Suckmytoes_77 July 05, 2021
The act of finishing the bottom of a chip bag by pouring the last crumbs into your mouth. This is usually done with Doritos.
by Ned Joseph Shneebly February 22, 2019