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Toast fishing

Verb. The act of placing a piece of toast on the end of a bendy stick and toasting it on a campfire (or fireplace) from a short distance. It has been remarked by many that toast fishing is the most relaxing activity in the entire universe, however, most of those found stating this later admitted to not having experienced every activity in the universe and retracted their previous comment.
"Do you want to go toast fishing?" "No." "Ok."
by Zanda Panda October 17, 2008
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toasted plum

Hey man, wanna eat my toasted plum? It’s not gay if we keep our socks on!
by ZionTheIcon July 13, 2020
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Janky-Toast

To have the appearance of absolute chaos and lack of control but it all works out.
Every time he approaches a gate, I'm like 'nope', but then he gets his Janky-Toast going and threads the needle.
by FunkMasterFoo July 13, 2017
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Toasted Strawberry

When a guy just sticks the tip of his dick in a girl's Ass and pulls it out with a little poo on it. The Toasted Strawberry!!
Listen sweetheart go use the bathroom cuz u just gave me a toasted strawberry.
by Jonathan Of Gaeta Italy April 3, 2009
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Toast Of The Peak

The Toast of the Peak is the perfect toast, because fuck burnt toast, It is a perfect golden-brown with a perfect well-levelled layer of butter, and 3 THICC globs of nutella in the middle.
Mum: " Do YoU WaNt SoMe ToAsT!"
Me: "I'lL MaKe It BeCaUsE I MaKe It ThE tOaSt Of ThE pEaK!"
by BigWillyNathaniel April 10, 2020
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Ignite Toast

Fan#1: Hey have you heard about this youtuber called Ignite Toast?

Fan#2: Yeah why?

Fan#1: He's the best!

Fan#2: I think we all know that already lol😂
by Some person on the internet February 26, 2018
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Sloppy Toast

When you ejaculate on a peice or toast
(and then proceed to spread it like butter) and force your female partner to shove it up her vagina to get her pregnant.
Ah damnit!! Roger got me with the sloppy toast trick again this morning!
by The Dragon master 420 July 24, 2019
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