Mayo Sandwich

When you cum on a bitch's stomach while she laying down and than another bitch goes on top of her
Guy 1: Yo bro how's your 2 sister doing?
Guy 2: yo i made a mayo sandwich with them.
Guy 1: bro your a nigger
by bigp3nisinyomouth123 October 17, 2023
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Mayo Sandwich

Two Shemales cum on your back and chest, effectively making you a mayo sandwich.
Jonny OH YEAH BABY MAKE ME A FUKKIN MAYO SANDWICH..

Shemale 1- ILL GET THE FRONT
Shemale 2- ILL GET THE BACK
by tips300 April 02, 2020
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dried mayo strings

when u cum in a girls hair and she lets it dry then she eats the dried cum off the hair
i thought haley died her hair but it turns out it was just dried mayo strings
by dasdahearf June 24, 2016
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cut the mayo

To not be capable of a basic task
This guy can’t cut the mayo.
by James Washburn March 28, 2024
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Mayo Griffin

When someone pulls a ridiculously absurd ponzi scheme that's so absurd it's overlooked as a conspiracy theory.
- Careful buying that used car, my son!, hopefully the used car dealership salesman doesn't try to pull a Mayo Griffin!

If a hedgefund or say, market maker, is looking to make serious returns. They would resort to creating a narrative to not be UNCERTAIN in their position.

The grift.
1. Open a short position on a publicly traded company.
2. Insert your parasites from say a sort of Consulting Group, Boston is a good place to look.
3. Have your parasites harvest the host company and make it hemorrhage from within.
4. Watch as the financials turn to ruin quarter over quarter and your short position grow larger and larger over time.
5. Never close out your short in say, Sears or Blockbuster, after using this very strategy to save money in taxes.
6. Use your short position that you never closed as collateral to continue the scheme rolling onto other companies. (SECURITIES NOT YET PURCHASED) lol
7. Hope to high heaven no activists investors get pissed off with the obvious grift and lack of enforcement since you buy off regulating bodies, or overshadow them.
8. Pay media and talking heads to push your narrative and grift gaslighting the populous and claiming conspiracy if anyone dares protest your seat at the helm.
9. Age like a gallon of Mayo in the hot sun due to stress and... Buy one more day until eventually...
10. Whoops 🦧
by theblackadder March 02, 2023
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mayo camp

Mayo Campo is an experience that Holland may not understand.
Tale as old as time, Mayo and the Campo - mayo campo
by supuku August 25, 2020
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Mayo Panda

by jason9274692 December 30, 2020
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