fetus omlet

a deliciouse omlet, normally including eggs and bacon.

mlee- im gonna go make a fetus omlet

kady-mmmm sounds delicious...

by mleekd June 3, 2009

Hair Omelette

The unfortunate act of accidentally vomiting on a woman's hairy vagina during vigorous cunnilingus, possibly as a result of rapidly ingesting both liquid and food, and the necessary bending of the body. A notable hair omelette contains limited fluids while retaining a certain drip along the labia, and its focus is on the undigested chunks, ideally remaining in place with the help of the pubic hair.

John#1: "Dude, what the hell happened with Emily the other night? I hook you up and now she's pissed at me!"

John#2: "Ugh... I'onno man. Got too excited with the drinking and partying... went down on her and shit turned into a hair omelette. Don't you hate it when that happens..."

John#1: "..."

by ForAllTheBeaversInTheWorld December 19, 2011

wild ombré

A sexual position involving people that mimics the size, speed and visual appeal of a donkey show.

I accidentally saw my mom having sex with her well hung black boyfriend. Talk about a wild ombré!

by Johnny chimpo October 12, 2013

denver omlete

Fucking (and ejaculating inside of ) an elderly woman hard and quick, using butter or cooking oil for lube.

I've always wanted to make Betty White a denver omlete.

by nliquid4m April 30, 2014

hobo omelet

Aaron's fav breakfast. Put anything you want in there. Scramble with your stick. Soak till it's done.

Aaron enjoyed Vickie's Hobo Omelet.

by Prosser_Casanova May 23, 2014

Dull omelet

The worst insult in the world, anyone who utters it is a ridiculous person and deserves death by public stoning.

Chrissy is such a dull omelet, she is just the worst. We do not like her, and she has crows feet

by Omelet February 19, 2015

French Omelette

A sex move you only do with prostitutes

I smacked it up, pushed it down and flipped it like a spatula. In the end I gave her a French Omelette

by Jewverine July 31, 2016