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Being falsely accused of taking a bad smelling shit in a public restroom.
"So i went into the restroom right after Josh had dropped this rank ass turd, then when i was washing my hands after pissing someone else came in and thought i was the one who stunk the place up. Josh totally wrong numbered me"
by Erich S December 28, 2007
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nubsicle

another word for 'noob'
Man, crazydan.ud is a nubsicle.
by Joe February 18, 2007
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numb nuts

The metaphoric comparison of a useless un-inteligent person to useless sterile testicals.
that fuck'n numb nuts must of hit his head on the bathroom floor when his mother squated and shit him out her yeast infected cunt.
by shmottzie August 21, 2003
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numbers

A rather brutal and secretive group of prison gangs in South Africa. Number gangs have numbers instead of names, and typically have millitary-style hierarchy, extensive tattoos, strict internal laws, and require violence against prison staff for initiation. The 28 Gang also has a system for distributing sex between new recruits and established members. Recently featured on a BBC documentary.
Numbers gangs include the 26s, 27s, 28s, etc...
by gooberliberation March 13, 2006
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client number nine

1) Former NY governor Elliot Spitzer, who was given this designation by a call girl ring to protect his identity.
2)What one pitcher calls the opposing pitcher in the National League when he homers off of him. Cause he's his bitch.
3)A John who can manage to move his bowels 4 1/2 times during a single session with a prostitute.
1) Madam- Take client number nine tonight, and wear make him wear a rubber helmet.
Hillary (not her real name)- Good thing you're not running the witness protection program.
Madam- Shut your pie hole, and get on your back!
2) In 2001, Mike Hampton was client #9 to seven hurlers, but he was playing in Colorado, where I think prostitution is legal.
3) Madam- Take client number nine tonight, and bring some baby-wipes.
Hillary- **GROAN***
by wisk March 13, 2008
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number one baby

A significant other; Love of one's life; the most important person in your life (note: one's number one baby could very likely also be their manager)
After the dodger game, Armen made love to Marlene like she was his number one baby!
by Armen N August 7, 2006
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Number

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I i need 1 bag of sugar

I need 2 bottles of milk

I need 3 PS4’s
How many numbers is that
by Ghhfhdhdhshshhd August 17, 2018
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