married single mom

A woman who is married with a husband but takes care of the children and the husband never took care of his kids
" Hey honey, do you know how to feed the baby? Ugh, I feel like A married single mom."
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single mans 69

Sucking on three of your fingers while tossing your load
When Dave lost his partner he decided to have a single mans 69
by Selfies 69 March 21, 2020
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Single Wide Status

A simple gauge to use in the consideration of the white trashiness of a women.

Those of single wide status are the trashiest of all, dirty babies, ink pen tattoo of her mans name, wifebeater, boxers and flip flops and an overall dirty appearance while out in public.

It can progress the cleaner the women is.. to double wide, triple wide, modular status and so on.
Chode 1: Hey did you check out that new chick at the Top Draw trailer park Kristin.

Chode 2: Man she came in with that dirty baby, she's single wide status bro.
by Chootem April 07, 2012
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why you single?

Means a female or a male is trying to get to the next level with you indirectly. Meaning trying to be the next person that you date.
An Example of Why you single?: Guy : I was meaning to ask, "Why are you single?" Girl: "Haven't really found someone interesting, yet. Guy: "Cool, how about I change that title."
by TMC23 December 04, 2013
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Singled out mother

Attractive single mom who flirts with a married man only to reject them once they divorce their wife. Generally a SOM has no attraction to the married man in question. Many times the SOM was very clear she had no interest but the man can’t handle the reality and leaves his wife anyway.
My friend left his wife for a singled out mother who ran the minute he was available
by Lifecoach to the stars March 17, 2022
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single people lips

Lips that are dry and chapped.
Friend: "your lips look a little gross.."
Me: "yeah, I have single people lips. Sorry"
by liquid.air August 11, 2017
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Single man's ring

The circular imprint that develops in the skin of a wallet when a single man has carried an as-yet unused condom in it for too long.

Even after removing the contraceptive wang-sleeve (usually due to expiration rather than use), the single man's ring will usually persist for months to come. Upon close inspection, the single man's ring may occasionally be found pressed into banknotes and jeans pockets.
Wandering the bars on Wednesday night, Pete realised the single man's ring which had developed in his wallet announced to all bartenders that he was wedded to the sadboi life.
by daltonjfk October 26, 2019
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