The supposed silent majority who tend to throw a lot of whataboutery into any political argument that takes place on social media. Have a tendency to vilify those they see as woke without seeing the irony of what they are doing. Their latest point of interest are statues and the protection of them.
"How dare they take down that statue, it represents our history and I am very annoyed."
"Have you ever taken notice statues before in your life while walking around?"
"errmm. Not really, but I like them now, particularly the ones that are annoying the people whom I have an irrational hatred for."
"What an alt-woke."
"Have you ever taken notice statues before in your life while walking around?"
"errmm. Not really, but I like them now, particularly the ones that are annoying the people whom I have an irrational hatred for."
"What an alt-woke."
by fadetogrey June 11, 2020
Hyper-aware of situations, people, motives, and a way to align them toward total strength in unity. Personality, very empathetic regarding the duality of causality.
Celasco will play the blue collar tough guy Ty Salazar, who is Shea’s loving husband. He joins already announced cast members Fernanda Andrade, who plays Shea, the youngest agent to run her own cyber division, Eve Harlow, who plays the “ultra woke” Gina, and Aaron Morten who will play Ben, a straight-laced, buttoned-up hard worker who works with Shea at the FBI cyber crime division.
by The Merovingian July 23, 2019
Noun - The capital city of the mythical land of Wokistan. The cultural epicenter of all things woke, and the premier getaway destination for aspiring Woketopians who need to score intersectional points with their left-wing peers.
That patchy-bearded, dirtbag over there who's stopping traffic for no apparent reason obviously thinks he's the Mayor of New Woke City.
by La Pluma May 13, 2021
Sam: Curtis and Susan seem to have been getting on well, I bet she’ll be getting fingered in the toilets later.
Tony: Not a chance, Curtis is too woke to poke!
Tony: Not a chance, Curtis is too woke to poke!
by Chrish77 February 03, 2020
by Matthew Gibbons April 24, 2017
people digging back many years to find something problematic about currently unproblematic people so they can "cancel" them
not to be confused with woke twitter
not to be confused with woke twitter
Fake woke twitter is annoying and needs to stop digging up irrelevant shit celebrities did in the past that has been apologized for and learned from.
by spilledtea March 08, 2018