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Dennis of all trades

Analogous to “Jack of all trades” but a tribute to the legend himself Dennis Waterman. The only actor with enough talent to star in it, write the theme tune and sing the theme tune.
They can do it all, they’re quite theDennis of all trades”.
by Gerry Standing November 3, 2020
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Trades Assistant

When someone is so infatuated with their male workmate that they want to do everything they can to assist them: feed them, wash them, dress them, undress them, assist them go toilet, wipe them, felate them
George was so infatuated with his workmate Mace that he asked if he could be Maces trades Assistant
by Damo the Leb April 16, 2019
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Toblerone Trade-off

To stand ass-to-ass with another person while transferring a stiff turd from one anus to another. Nougat and caramel not needed...
Hey bro, you bored? Hows about you come on over after work and we do a toblerone trade-off????
by Filthy fly February 27, 2019
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Bowley Trade

A specific work trade that revolves around sexual activity and slavery on a regular basis commonly with workers that are equally related and mentally 'lacking'. Bowley Trade workers get paid 40% the minimum wage making them the only legal slaves on planet Earth. It is said that the Bowley Trade originated centuries ago, created by Solomon Al Bowley in 220AD.
"Hey did you hear Tyler finally starved to death last week?"
"Yeah, must've been from the Bowley Trade underpaying him and his family slaves."
by ShaheenWaziri December 28, 2021
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foreign trade

Trading nudes with a person of a different race to yourself
Brah I fucking a got a full pic of this white chicks for a video of me jerking off it’s like the 5th time I’ve done a foreign trade this week
by TimeIsPreciousBabyGirl February 12, 2020
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Traded

When you don’t get an abbreviation or something that’s common sense or if your bet didn’t hit, it’s basically if someone makes you feel dumb you just say I’m traded.
“My bet didn’t hit fuck I’m traded”

“Yo did you watch the nd game?”
What’s nd”
Notre dame

“I’m traded”
by Balls16 January 9, 2025
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