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Expired Lottery Ticket

Defines a woman aged over 40 who is well past her shag prime, but still eager to get laid (ideally by a younger and more financially successful male). This woman probably shagged most of Def Leppard, Poison,Motley Crue and Metallica back in the 1980s and could be old enough to be your Mum.

Back in the day, a top quality knocker but now her tits have sagged and her vagina is more open than the Schengen Area of the EU. Hence the term 'Expired Lottery Ticket' - you shouldn't want to cash her gash.
Donna is such an expired lottery ticket - she craves any young guy with a dick and a job despite being close on to 50!
by Adolf Trump-Farage September 19, 2018
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ticket to 505

pretty much anything in lakeside middle school cause the teachers dont give a shit
hey carlton is that a ticket to 505 i see
by ticket to 505 May 29, 2018
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booty ticket

A slip or verbal version of the booty ticket is exceptional. A booty ticket is given when requested by a loved one or someone wanting to grab that booty. The booty ticket can't be denied or reversed. It can be given by any girl. You could use the booty ticket on the one that gave you the ticket or any other girl.
Friend: Dude, she's right there
Me: so?
Friend: you have an extra booty ticket
Me: oooooh
by mister bum hole November 25, 2019
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Punching the ticket

To push an erroneous digit through insufficient bumwad straight into a fouled nipsy when preparing yesterday's lunch.
Splitting the toilet paper sheets was always going to run the risk of punching the ticket. It was either that or use a sock.
by Stiglitz April 25, 2019
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Shittin Tickets

Phrase that will soon replacetoilet paper
Hey man, you got any spare shittin tickets?”
“Yeah I’ll throw em over”
by I’m Retartoad March 8, 2019
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Beef on my ticket

Last night I wen to the bar and got beef on my ticket
by Thickthong June 4, 2019
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Split ticket

When two prostitutes perform the functions of one for the price of one.
It was super late in Vegas and I got a split ticket from two bimbos.

"Who wants a split ticket at the Luxor?!"
by word nerdz August 20, 2019
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